Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to हटाइए on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When आप leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe आप embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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