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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and आप want to confuse them. No laughing या anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my फ्रेंड्स do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do आप want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is आप who is calling me. Ok, so what did आप need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. आप called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! आप are the one who called me! Now i ask one और time who are आप and why did आप call my at this...
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posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope आप like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when आप heard someone talking on the intercom, आप fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give आप a ride घर and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a मशरूम and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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As many of आप know I made a सूची of 20 प्रिय animated heroes, which फैन्पॉप actually advertised on the फैन्पॉप page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous या something. Anyway just like with my प्रिय animated heroines सूची I'm going to be making a सूची of the worst animated heroes. I just प्यार to do these hate लेखाए just as much as my प्रिय ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just और fun because आप get to make और jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a टिप्पणी दे and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first क्विज़ I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told आप I could make आप say 256.





OK,if आप कहा to yourself,"No.You कहा आप can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if आप didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
A while back I wrote an लेख about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint खरीडिए Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

link
link
link




the Size of Your आइकन Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell आप how many आइकनों I've seen that...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a बिना सोचे समझे song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are और people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even कहा shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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When having a nightmare and आप suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around आप are made द्वारा your brain which आप sometimes think is completely empty... Also if आप know you're dreaming, आप can control your dream and आप will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when आप suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your प्रिय celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When...
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posted by iluvsmj
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of आप bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of आप bastards who are getting on, get your नितंब, गधा in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want आप to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When आप come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
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posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks आप should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some पुस्तकें to class and read them instead of paying attention या doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your सवालों to the class.

When the teacher...
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posted by 7things
How can आप get four सूट्स for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do डायनासोर pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do आप call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do आप call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do आप make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do आप make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do आप prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When आप arrive at the अगला stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If आप are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time आप turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him या her that you’ve लॉस्ट your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he या she has anything...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the फ्रोज़न खाना doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps आप out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around क्रिस्मस time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if आप can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All आप Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's दिल is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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added by PPGZMomoko
Source: गूगल
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give आप a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if आप can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your दिन been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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added by fanfly
Source: wallpaperswide.com
added by breebree446
Source: *SilentReaper on DeviantArt
found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the अगला row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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added by aholic
Source: http://www.stmargarets.org.nz