I don't know I found it funny.

added by Blaze1213IsBack

चित्र

SilentForce lol

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posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring आप food.

3. Spill a lot of बीयर, बियर on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five मिनटों out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a हम्सटर as a pet. Buy a blender,...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one आप may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, द्वारा today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. कोट्स from my प्रिय show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know आप could play Twister all द्वारा yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know आप could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: आप spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he या she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that आप can see that आप di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: आप spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and आप know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO प्यार AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, आप stay since आप live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO आप wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater प्रशंसक then आप might not wanna read this but if आप do and it affends आप then leave a टिप्पणी दे and i can tell आप in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned आप so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and पालना it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. पालना in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first लेख I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 साल old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If आप met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know आप don't hit when आप don't get what आप want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's और but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what आप think in टिप्पणियाँ please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that आप can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can तारीख, दिनांक Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do आप realize how crazy and gross a lot of प्रशंसकों are???? Here is a gross लेख about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached द्वारा “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an ई मेल to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new प्रिय song, just so आप know. omg ;i wrote और in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, गिलहरी clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I प्यार आप (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by मिलोरोक्स18

21 Ways to Say I प्यार You

♥

1. Call her the अगला day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that आप can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

♥

5. Call her just to say आप were thinking about her.

♥

6. Bring her a teddy भालू and chicken सूप when she's sick.

♥

7. Write her a poem.

♥

8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

♥

9. Bring her फूल for no reason.

♥

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. किस her in the middle...

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My REALLY बिना सोचे समझे Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do आप like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do आप like ponies?

User: Yes. But, यूनिकॉर्न are better.

Cleverbot: यूनिकॉर्न aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE आप SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: आप कहा यूनिकॉर्न aren't real. :( I thought आप were my friend....

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Blue वॉलपेपर

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Reverse thinspo

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Source: tumblr

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Elijah Jones - New Album?, Everything आप need to know.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue

The Kinlee and Elijah trend long overdue hasn't made such an outbreak in the साल 2019. The trend died down early 2018 after Jones's "Forgive To Forget" album released back in early 2017. Soon after Jones promoted its twin album "Brave Enough" द्वारा Lindsey Stirling, released in the third trimester of 2016.

Currently, Jones hasn't announced new album updates. Much द्वारा which he hasn't hardly कहा anything since releasing his third and final book "The Entwine Series: Entrap" back in July 2018. With little information we can only wildly guess whether या not his अगला supposedly album will spark the...

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Hellfire Lyrics

posted by kingcesar67

Hellfire Lyrics
A new musical based on the Victor Hugo novel and songs from the डिज़्नी film
The Hunchback of Notre Dame the Musical - Hellfire Lyrics

ARCHDEACON & PRIESTS
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
PRIESTS
(Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))
FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar,...

Boobmania

added by GDragon612

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40 Laws every girl should know about boys

posted by RipDudeHugh

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: होल्ली, होली Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can प्यार any boy, as every boy can प्यार reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped या broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...

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Mana-Sama

added by 8theGreat

Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before क्रिस्मस

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a तालिका, टेबल in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before क्रिस्मस was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If आप haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time आप begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare कौआ, कौवा spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in हैलोवीन decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...

The Nut House Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. आप can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 8: Going Too Far

Song: link

Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What...