Crossover Pamoon art stuff

Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your कमीज, शर्ट which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that आप would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care और than what आप want them to and...

Are आप saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are आप again?
Mom, आप too can be saved.
I need और money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have आप ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.....

•    Stand on चोटी, शीर्ष of the high board and say आप won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because आप have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend आप can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise...