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गारफील्ड 2015 06 07

added by aldrine2016

Source: Jim Davis

He really got Jon this time, didn't he?

चित्र

funny

बिना सोचे समझे

awesome

cat

selfie

गारफील्ड

smartphone

hilarious

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Lol, so true

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Pedobear

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giant skeletons found

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Source: giant skeletons

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Ways to Annoy People in the Office

posted by BellaCullen96

"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that आप haven’t लॉस्ट your shoes since आप did this.
Agree to organize the company क्रिस्मस party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but आप didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw potatoes.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
Bring in dishes that आप tried to cook but didn’t turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Build...

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What Should I Write My लेख On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an लेखाए on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I लॉस्ट it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an लेख about reasons why आप should do pointe
1. आप get to be taller
2. आप can use them in self defense
3. आप can... what आप don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 घंटा Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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(REALLY) Good status अपडेट्स

posted by NinaDobrev13

- I decided to रद्द करें my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.

- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

- Have आप ever had a fly या small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes....

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aww cute kittys!

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für मांद, डेन Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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बिना सोचे समझे

added by Lovehinagurl44

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The difference between फ्रेंड्स and best फ्रेंड्स (Edited)

posted by मिलोरोक्स18

FRIENDS: Will comfort आप when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
_______________________________________________________________

FRIENDS: Will be there for आप when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
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FRIENDS: Helps आप up when आप fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
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FRIENDS: Helps आप find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings...

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Forest Fall

added by SummerThunder

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चॉकलेट Math?! 2013 version!

posted by KatelynBrown

[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT द्वारा SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as आप read... Be sure आप don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that आप would like to have चॉकलेट (try for और than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number द्वारा 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it द्वारा 50. I’ll wait while आप get the calculator ...

5. If आप have already had your birthday this साल (2013) add 1763 *; If आप haven’t, add 1762 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit साल that आप were born ...

आप should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times आप want to have चॉकलेट each week) ...

The अगला two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

If आप don't believe, check this website:
link

Thanks!

Your demigodishness,
K

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How I Think My प्रिय Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my प्रिय characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past या कल्पना time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...