When is 99 और than 100? ANS: A microwave. Generally when आप run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 मिनट and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky? ANS: A stick!
What two things can आप never eat for breakfast? ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose आप had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should आप choose in order to live? ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
At work a lady is requested to हटाइए a 2 ton machine with out...
Everyone is sitting on a सोफ़ा, सोफे (being bored)
Libra: What's on on tv? Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming... Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!! Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv या go outside to get some fresh air. Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo. Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside. Leo: No, actually, आप can't see how fresh the air is out there. Sagittarius: What? Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you? Sagittarius: No. Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs... Leo: nah, I'm fine. Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv. Leo: why? Virgo: because....
द्वारा request; the male version of my चोटी, शीर्ष villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also प्यार me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?
Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching! That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.
10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued द्वारा the Joker. He's like the...
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles. Actually, I wanted to get आप something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If आप don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life कहा Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully. An old fart is as good as a new one….