Devel Sixteen

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A प्यार no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t आप ever say I just walked away
I will always want आप
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want आप

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in प्यार
All I wanted was to break your walls
All आप ever did was break me
Yeah, आप wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put आप high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, आप let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever कहा to me

10. "If आप keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was पोस्टेड on my फैन्पॉप दीवार द्वारा Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her दीवार letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do आप want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what आप make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is आप get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your फ्रेंड्स - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with आप through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best फ्रेंड्स in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

हे everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these कोट्स are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the बैटमैन theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with फ्रेंड्स in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours द्वारा hooking a camcorder, कैमकॉर्डर to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy भालू and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and कहा it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy भालू the sales man gave the girls the Teddy भालू for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy भालू evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy भालू ontop of the book case...

1. People are और likely to tilt their heads to the right when चुंबन instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known प्यार song was written 4,000 years पूर्व and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term प्यार relationships began with one या both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in प्यार can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current चोटी, शीर्ष 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I प्यार this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; एवनेसेन्स wouldn't have ever been एवनेसेन्स without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big प्रशंसक of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this सूची actually....

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear सुपरमैन pajamas. सुपरमैन wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a दिल attack. His दिल isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first आप don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on आग with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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