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I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the दिन या week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have आप taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle आप with the telephone wire...

For my friend.
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If आप climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a सांड, बैल from the front, a horse from the rear या a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean आप have to offer it a place to sit down.

If आप find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal द्वारा conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what आप think."

7. Claim that आप must always wear a bicycle हेलमेट as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as बार्बी गुड़िया and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a बिना सोचे समझे patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the फ्रोज़न खाना doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps आप out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around क्रिस्मस time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if आप can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting आग with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a सूची about boys, द्वारा a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a सवाल I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are आप expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

1. When आप get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend आप are deaf.

4. If he asks if आप knew how fast आप were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if आप can see his gun.

6. When he says आप aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him द्वारा his first name.

11. Pretend आप are gay and ask...