गुलबहार, डेज़ी

1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and संगीत partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep लेखन for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside)....

1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did आप raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if आप must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch आप "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 और times:D

5. Yell "OMG...

The प्रेमी of the Heart
In order to form a और perfect किस enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. किस on the hand- I adore you
2. किस on the cheek- I just want to be फ्रेंड्स
3. किस on the neck- I want आप
4. किस on the lips- I प्यार you
5. किस on the ears- I am just playing
6. किस anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- किस me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I प्यार आप too much to let आप go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...