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This बिना सोचे समझे चित्र contains neonate, newborn, newborn infant, newborn baby, त्वचा, skintone, नंगा रंग, आंशिक तन, निहित नग्नता, स्कंटोन, नग्न रंग, आंशिक नग्नता, and अव्यक्त नग्नता. There might also be दूध.

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Sparta Man about to be eaten द्वारा a horse

added by forevertomboy

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I look down upon myself...

posted by blossomyumyum

Here is a long riddle for आप to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair और than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...

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exams qoute

posted by dodo4

“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what आप know, not about how much आप can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting अगला to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot और as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, और than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...

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for girls eyes ONLY

posted by WildTiger

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So आप have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! हे girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did आप know चुंबन is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken सूप actually makes आप feel better. 94% of boys would प्यार it if आप sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your चोटी, शीर्ष lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult आप when they like you! 89% of guys want आप to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. चॉकलेट will make आप feel better! Most...

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45 Things To Do When The Parents Are Out

posted by cute20k

1. हटाइए the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. हटाइए all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal अंतरिक्ष so आप have to हटाइए into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...

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Guess what?

posted by Phineas-Fangirl

Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]

1. I प्यार cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My प्रिय bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my प्रिय numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!

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Teen Things. #3

posted by tooch

I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think या relate to these, in some way या another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when आप want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are आप talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone आप don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where आप think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay और than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your बिस्तर because you're afraid something under your बिस्तर is going to grab you.
-Every year,...

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ABC's Of Ex Girlfriends :)

posted by nessienjake

ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for आप आप twit she was only after your money and could have दिया a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...