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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The अगला day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 साल old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If आप can catch me, आप can have me."

Without a सेकंड thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the अगला four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell आप something and आप better listen good here.If there's something आप really enjoy and आप have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your दिल because your दिल will lead आप to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage आप and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage आप and tell आप that आप are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage आप to follow आप dreams and will believe in you.They will want आप to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, या about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into वैंपायर after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red या blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” या during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

This बत्तख, बतख walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the बत्तख, बतख leaves.

The अगला day, the बत्तख, बतख returns and asks, "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the बत्तख, बतख leaves.

The दिन after that, the बत्तख, बतख walks in the store again and asks "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told आप no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if आप come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that आप can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this सवाल on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make प्यार with आप
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until आप find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit आप first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of आप shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give आप a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...