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posted by alismouha

Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't सलाह anyone,so आप don't carry their sins.

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Two आप can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 55 Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

posted by dinu12

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! आप threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! आप only wish आप could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like सूअर का मांस, बेकन and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont आप fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...

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Idk wat the शीर्षक is chapter two: the Dwarves

posted by misscrazel

As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears.
Like an हाथी I thought.
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother.
"I suppose they could." कहा my mother.
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back.
"We're asking...

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50 Things To Do In An Elevator

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on या off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to दिखाना the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of आप just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ब्रीफ़केस या purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name टॅग्स to everyone getting on the...

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MILEY'S HACKER FINALLY CAUGHT

posted by ShiningsTar542

Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh होल्ली, होली who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed चित्रो of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." कहा an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh होल्ली, होली in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other तारा, स्टार accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot और at peace now that Josh has been busted.

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आप are और

posted by silverlocket

You are और than the choices that आप make. आप are और than the many hearts you’ll break. आप are और than your dreams that don’t come true. आप are और than whatever people think of you.
You are और than the things that आप say. आप are और than the places that आप stay. आप are और than the things that आप do. आप are और than I could ever think of you.
You are so much और than what आप think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make आप someone new. आप are more. आप are worth it. आप are so much greater than आप think...

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Funny super market joke**

posted by jessicamc26

A सुपरमार्केट had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some और trays and have them ready for आप द्वारा the time आप finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

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12 days of fast खाना

posted by karpach_14

On the first दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big सूअर का मांस, बेकन Classic with cheese.

On the सेकंड दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big सूअर का मांस, बेकन Classic with cheese.

On the third दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big सूअर का मांस, बेकन Classic with cheese.

On the fourth दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big सूअर का मांस, बेकन Classic with cheese.

On the fifth दिन of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five प्याज rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...

glad आप came

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my shrine part one

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Source: me

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perfect life... think again chapter 1 (plz read)

posted by karpach_14

Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she कहा no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...

baby laughing devil

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baby, laugh

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i want my mama!

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baby, cute ,mama

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Moon&sea

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New Series: Come Fly With Me (An Advert)

added by -RandomChick-

A new series that's suppose to air soon. I प्यार that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D

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funny

weird

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My बिना सोचे समझे Blog Type Thing 2.

posted by emilyroxx

Llamas R us

Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have आप noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying दिखाना ever.) आप know what दिखाना really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the दिखाना SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...

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Hurt chapter 2

posted by RosaluvzJB

Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to घर room. "Class, I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby." I raise my hand. "What do आप want, Dib?" Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. कड़वा, कड़वाहट replies. "Do आप notice anything strange about...

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dbz version of ata taekwando ranks

posted by dbz9000

purple belt: kaio ken x1

blue belt: kaio ken x2

brown belt: kaio ken x3

red belt: kaio ken x4

red/black belt: false super saiyan

black belt: super saiyan

2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2

3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3

4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4

and so on.......... im false super saiyan

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New Self-Improvement Courses ((LMAO))

posted by TeamSongz4eva

RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 आप and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity