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-when आप ask someone for something and they try to annoy आप because they have it and आप don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give आप work आप have to do at घर and आप have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your फ्रेंड्स call saying they'll come over and never दिखाना up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own घर and being controlled द्वारा your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if आप make one "dirty" या "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL आप MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a बिना सोचे समझे book I was लेखन about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and कहा I could write a book या something. This is the first chapter, so I'd प्यार it if आप could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things आप liked, things that didn't make...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether या not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, सेकंड of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping गाड़ी and switch the items with stuff from the person अगला to them's गाड़ी
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen आप in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of आप on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. हटाइए "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When आप are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When आप are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When आप are dating..... He takes आप out to have a good time.
When आप are married ....He brings घर a 6 pack, and says "What are आप going to drink?"

When आप are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When आप are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When आप are dating..... A Single बिस्तर for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When आप are married ....A King size बिस्तर feels like an army cot.

When आप are dating..... आप are turned on at the sight of him naked....