lovely nature..

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with आग at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied द्वारा the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force द्वारा which masculine will power is defeated द्वारा feminine water-power!...

NOT द्वारा ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when आप think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever आप have to say during commercials.
3. If आप don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about आप ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like आप to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that आप can eat all you...

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that आप didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the खाना comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.


4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.


5. Pay for a large order in pennies.


6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time आप pass the window. For added fun,...