-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty
like that's gonna happen
-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
now ya tell me!
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
can u say hypocrites?
-If at first आप don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
that reminds of this one chick
-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
they like me better! they like me better!
-My imaginary friend thinks आप have some serious...
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