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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced द्वारा the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries आप invite me in
I am the betrayal आप could not have seen
The killer आप thought आप knew
One दिन I will be your mother या your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Yup. शीर्षक says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The लॉस्ट Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My दिल and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell आप I प्यार You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...
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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) जापान is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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These कोट्स are कोट्स with differnt meanings of भगाना, फेर्रेट या just the animal.
“If a भगाना, फेर्रेट bites आप it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the देखा गया are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, आप can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to भगाना, फेर्रेट it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and भगाना, फेर्रेट it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
posted by greenstergirl
I if आप want this to be funny, आप might want to read या watch the harry potter फिल्में and books. If आप already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told आप आप had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up द्वारा गाना समुद्र तट Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say आप taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do आप always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd आप treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by taytrain97
User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are आप really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can आप speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of आप now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: आप are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought आप were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by kitkat709477
If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase द्वारा 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual स्विमिंग सूट issue...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one आप may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, द्वारा today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
REMEMBER WHEN ...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing आप could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy आप were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all आप wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?
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आप want = आप want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious द्वारा now.

Do what आप want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want आप to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, आप moron!

You're ... so manly = आप need a shave and आप sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all आप ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This रसोई, रसोईघर is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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