Errbody watch out! :O

1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on जानवर only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use द्वारा trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either द्वारा falling...

• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if आप are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems आप were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if आप would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them आप are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them आप have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand आप your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...