वॉलपेपर FOR PC

Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing आप have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at आप and puked. :p

What turns आप on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

Peanut मक्खन and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to किस you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck आप :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?...