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How To Know If a Girl Likes आप – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that आप meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely द्वारा the way she looks at आप या द्वारा the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they दिखाना it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...

[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]

Cleverbot: But आप कहा I would never be the boss of you. Why did आप change your mind?

User: I did not. And आप are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps आप have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Only if आप have an evil twin who is pretending to be आप on your website. Are आप sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?

User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!

Cleverbot: I'm human, so...