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This बिना सोचे समझे चित्र might contain मोबाइल फोनों के लिए, हास्य पुस्तक, मंगा, कार्टून, एनीमे, कॉमिक बुक, and manga.

Darkshine So... it's a TransformerLantern? I don't see what the "O__O" is for.

Tsukimi621791 X3that's what i WAS gonna put XD

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I प्यार the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your दिल beat
Is my प्रिय lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If आप could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my घर though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes आप happy.
I always want आप to be happy.
I don't like it when आप cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with आप even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to हटाइए on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When आप leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe आप embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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बिना सोचे समझे Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down नाव in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other दिन we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, आप know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once और at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure द्वारा now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on फैन्पॉप for F.S. soo आप can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to शामिल होइए F.S. आप must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. चाय is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand अगला to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't आप even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, आप need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with फ्रेंड्स then run up and sit between them and go...

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ईमो कोट्स and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that आप were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes आप can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One दिन you'll ask me, "which is और important to you, me या your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing आप are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your प्यार does NOT work for that person,...

AMAZING Drum Solo!!

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The Ocean

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बिना सोचे समझे Gif.

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The real police academy

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Gerhard Mayer`s Art

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Source: Gerhard Mayer

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बिना सोचे समझे people

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IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

posted by karpach_14

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor द्वारा floor, and once आप find what आप are looking for, आप can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling आप what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The फ्रेंड्स laugh and without hesitation हटाइए on to...

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केबिन for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am गाना my प्रिय song, 21 बंदूकों द्वारा Green दिन whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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केबिन for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 साल old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the नाशपाती into the side of this कचरे के डिब्बे, कूड़ेदान in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These लेखाए are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
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Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would आप wanna listen to संगीत from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better संगीत available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...