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How to avoid Brain Freeze

posted by cassie-1-2-3

Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal प्रिय of mine) या a और scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell आप a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe आप can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when आप apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse या Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up द्वारा गाना समुद्र तट Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say आप taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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बिना सोचे समझे guy and fortune cookie

posted by DxCluvr

Tell me if u think this is funny या not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!

Cookie:Would आप like to hear your fortune?

Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

Random guy: Uh आप gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

Random guy: आप gonna tell me my fortune या what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell आप your fortune?

Random guy: आप कहा आप WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have आप been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and कुकीज़ don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

Random guy:0.o But you...

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फैन्पॉप Deserves और than liars

posted by jedigal1990

ajl's user icon

Hello fellow बिना सोचे समझे fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform आप that a certain new fanpoper with the यूज़रनाम of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a सवाल saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a मंच saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now आप will not be able to find these two contributions why आप ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if आप want proof that she कहा this check out this forum
link
Now आप may ask...

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Funny कोट्स

posted by Shelly_McShelly

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have दिया us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We प्यार to be held, talked too but if आप press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very ब्रेव generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...

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God hates me

posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my फ्रेंड्स but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an ईमो from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I प्यार the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your दिल beat
Is my प्रिय lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If आप could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my घर though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes आप happy.
I always want आप to be happy.
I don't like it when आप cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with आप even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's चोटी, शीर्ष superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to हटाइए on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When आप leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe आप embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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बिना सोचे समझे Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down नाव in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other दिन we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, आप know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once और at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure द्वारा now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on फैन्पॉप for F.S. soo आप can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to शामिल होइए F.S. आप must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. चाय is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand अगला to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't आप even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, आप need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with फ्रेंड्स then run up and sit between them and go...

AMAZING Drum Solo!!

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carols for the mentally disturbed

posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do आप hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be घर for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and आग hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: आप better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell आप why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...

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Zodiac:Capricorn

posted by KitkatKaysa

Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired द्वारा their family and फ्रेंड्स and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented द्वारा the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The सेकंड is the garden goat,...

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My Experience At A मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक घंटी, बेल My First Ever Concert! Please टिप्पणी दे

posted by selenagomezfan7

My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The संगीत कार्यक्रम Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 घंटा Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There गाना I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're सीट Ooh K Then मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Sad आप Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The प्रशंसकों प्रशंसकों Was गाना Along Giving Him फूल Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For पढ़ना And You're Comments

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's दिन together. Emily had cooked a stupid रात का खाना and they ate on a log द्वारा candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...