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[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT द्वारा SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as आप read... Be sure आप don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that आप would like to have चॉकलेट (try for और than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number द्वारा 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it द्वारा 50. I’ll wait while आप get the calculator ...

5. If आप have already had your birthday this साल (2013) add 1763 *; If आप haven’t, add 1762 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit साल that आप were born ...

आप should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times आप want to have चॉकलेट each week) ...

The अगला two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

If आप don't believe, check this website:
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Thanks!


Your demigodishness,
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So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my प्रिय characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past या कल्पना time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...
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आप Might be a Child of the 80's If...
You have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.


The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket या playing tennis.


You know, द्वारा heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.


The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.


Songs द्वारा Debbie Gibson still haunt आप to this day.


Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?


You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".


You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of...
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Source: My own चित्रो
posted by australia-101
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100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that आप are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the अगला बिना सोचे समझे thing no matter how ridiculous या stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them आप can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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posted by Bluekait
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The अगला day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 साल old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If आप can catch me, आप can have me."

Without a सेकंड thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the अगला four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...
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posted by melcu
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as आप walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at आप for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like एल (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Gangster-Girl
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- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a बिस्तर of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your तकिया X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...
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posted by lucius_malloy
"We must start with the children."
- Doris Twitchell Allen

Some history
In 1946, Dr. Doris Allen had an idea that eventually came to change the lives of thousands of children and adults across the globe. If kids were दिया the chance to learn about other cultures and make international friends, they would द्वारा default, be less willing to fight कहा friends. Thus they would choose to work towards world peace.
What started out as a single camp with delegates from eight countries in 1951 has now expanded to seven different international activities, with over 190,000 people having participated in over...
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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like रंग on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. आप will spend the दिन assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the फिल्में because आप have to see the full सूची of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb या without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the पैस्ले pattern on your outfit than listen...
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