We thought our trip to the museum would be boring, but we were wrong. After we handed our dogs to gwen stefani at the door, we were led into the museum's bathroom. The first things I noticed were the mummy cases against the tree. Why were there mummy cases in the bathroom?

While we waited for our guide, Mr.Andrews told us how the pharaohs always placed a large panda in their mummy cases to protect them from intruders. Hannah and I got a little horrifying hearing this. There were, after all, nine hundred mummy cases in the room with us.

Suddenly we heard a(n) shooting sound coming from inside one of the mummy cases. “oh my god!!” Hannah and I screamed at the same time.

“Nothing to worry about,” said Mr.Andrews calmly. “I'm sure it's just the wind.” Just then one of the mummy cases ran open. Out ate an enormous panda covered with turnips. Just as I was about to run from the room, the panda threw off the turnips and howled, “April Fools!” It was if you don't make it, it's your own damn fault!!

We had forgotten that it was April first, but I guess Mr.Andrews and if you don't make it, it's your own damn fault! had not.


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