I was walking घर from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ह्वेल, व्हेल drove द्वारा in his sedan and कहा happy हैलोवीन to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went घर and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a मछली tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and एल then Mellow then Near!
I do प्यार Misa though!
I प्यार चावल balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I प्यार my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I प्यार the colors: चूना, चूने Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I प्यार the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own हंस costume. Look at my नारंगी, ऑरेंज beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here आप are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look और ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be फ्रेंड्स with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for आप then it is और than possible that with a little time आप two can go back to being friends.

फ्रेंड्स and just friends. आप must be clear about what आप want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be फ्रेंड्स with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what आप want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart आप still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then आप are ready to be फ्रेंड्स again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some फ्रेंड्स and the आग alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the आग alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been और funny to आप if आप *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop कहा this लेख is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American संगीत Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend अशर and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, केशा and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

आप can vote for your प्रिय on the event webpage here: American संगीत Awards.

5 और incredibly बिना सोचे समझे stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and बिना सोचे समझे in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is येशु Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide द्वारा zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1

Ever met that one person who really really aggervates आप , like constantly talking या doing everything आप do , well im gonna help आप deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , आप can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a तकिया in आप purse/bag , so if आप need to scream , scream in the तकिया , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , आप COULD use them to block that person out , but studies दिखाना that if that person happens to निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav बार्बी doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !