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posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him या erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If आप want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go आगे when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

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Forty Ways to annoy a Harry Potter fan.

posted by TheBreeze

द्वारा a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much और successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why फ्रेड and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 3-THE ILLUMINATI!? :O

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take टिप्पणियाँ asking सवालों from the last episode and answer them in the अगला article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope आप enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the सेकंड was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank आप to all the people who...

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बिना सोचे समझे pictures of कुत्ता and पिल्लें

posted by Bridget_J

I want everyone who is having a bad दिन to feel better and everyone who is having a good दिन to feel better. The cure is पिल्लें and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if आप want a closer look at the awesomeness of कुत्ता ( या if आप just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but हे a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your दिन is going better than hers.

आप will never see the पिक्सार lamp the same way again.

The poor dog is in a cage, but हे at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.

That is just wrong, आप do not steal another dogs...

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Cute Nicknames Your GF Might Like And My Opinion

posted by shadowthewolf01

Alright basically the शीर्षक says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will प्यार and आप don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is और on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal प्रेमी या sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if आप want but in my opinion make up...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear सुपरमैन pajamas. सुपरमैन wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do आप know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' प्रिय Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a नाव he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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IF 4KIDS GOT हेतालिया

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) जापान is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 15 best looking ऐनीमे dudes

posted by angelscry

(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If आप can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If आप can't see Chuck Norris आप may be only सेकंड्स away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When आप turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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IF आप really प्यार your BF/GF

posted by scarlet009

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands

6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their प्रिय cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the समुद्र तट at midnight.

10. Write कविता for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when आप mean it and make sure they know आप mean it.

13. Give बिना सोचे समझे gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl आप ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every सेकंड possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....

Tay Zonday - चॉकलेट Rain (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

चॉकलेट rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate rain
The school पुस्तकें say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make आप wonder where it went

Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate rain
Made me पार करना, क्रॉस the सड़क, स्ट्रीट the other day
Chocolate rain
Made आप turn your head the...

Tom Odell - Another प्यार (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

I wanna take आप somewhere so आप know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought आप daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't फूल like they did last spring

And I wanna किस you, make आप feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...

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NikPiks - Persona 4 is a Timeless Classic

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

With how I constantly praise the SMT series, I think it’s obvious to say that I am a big प्रशंसक of the series. I’ve played all the PS2 titles, most of the DS titles, and am immensely excited for SMT V and the remaster of one of my प्रिय games ever, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. So with that said, it should be absolute heresy to say that I am even making this लेख about Persona 4. For those not in the know, SMT and Persona प्रशंसकों kinda, sorta, just a little bit fucking depise each other. It’s actually kind of insane how vicious they get. Like wild dogs, really. Persona प्रशंसकों call SMT fans...

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Elijah Jones Faces MAJOR Backlash On Hacker Who चुरा लिया His Picture

posted by seattlelivin

Jones's taken picture Beautiful Insanity February 2019

Musical promoter. Artist and director rejected legal proceedings after an attacker allegedly चुरा लिया his picture in a draft online last साल in 2019, the picture was partial to his new album speculated to release later this साल and it consisted of Jones shirtless with टैटू drawn all over his arm.

The "Razilee and Elijah 2" Director never responded to the claims when his picture was stolen from a private group chat last साल February 2019. - until now.

Jones recently responded to the claim and expressed that he had no intentions of proceeding with 'legally filing a dispute' against the attacker...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 10 Greatest Superheroes (Joke List)

posted by whatsupbugs

There's so many great superheroes out there and it's time to talk about the greatest out of all them. These हीरोस stand for what is right and दिखाना the bad guys who is boss.

10. the entire PAW Patrol gang

There was a PAW Patrol superhero special, so they totally count as official superheroes. Forget about the Justice League and the Avengers. Clearly, this is the best superhero team. Together, they'll bark away Mayor Humdinger, one of the scariest villains of all time.

9. Detective पिकाचू

Some might try to say that Detective पिकाचू isn't a superhero. However, Batman's a detective and is considered...

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A Poem Entirely Composed of Song Lyrics

posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If आप ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many और miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can आप see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison फूल comes uncurled.
19-Now...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's सेकंड life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them द्वारा confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled द्वारा the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

My favourite कोट्स द्वारा Nostaglia Critic (Doug Walker)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did आप say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see आप as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing आप to do something आप don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I कहा आप had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are आप honestly telling...

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Coraline Review

posted by PeacefulCritic

Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia हैलोवीन classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline या Coraline whichever one आप prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...