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posted by xxemogirl101xx
6
For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. आप will never find anybody who can give आप a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell आप that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling आप that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed द्वारा the federal government is entertainment.
5. आप should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests आप think she's pregnant unless आप can see an...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
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This is A TRUE STORY AND IF आप DON'T PASS THIS ON आप DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All दिन long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Solve the puzzles द्वारा saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until आप "hear" the answer.

Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)

2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)

4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)

5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)

6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)

7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)

9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)

10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)

11. DOCKED रथी, सुनवाई WHOSE (person)

12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)

13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
10
1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that आप are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After आप hang up, say "That was your mom She कहा she’d call back".

2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

4.Keep a टारेंटयुला in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….

5.Shoot rubber bands...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time आप lick a stamp.

-It takes और calories to eat a piece of अजवायन, अजवाइन than the अजवायन, अजवाइन provides आप with.

-Many people think eating मछली makes आप और intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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posted by Mallory101
4
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All आप Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's दिल is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that आप "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that आप haven't received enough चॉकलेट sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every सवाल with another question. As soon as one of आप says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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posted by Feathershine
2
1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Sad Stories About AIDS


I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the साल on his pickup वैन, वान but when I did not see him for over a साल I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...
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These are just some, और will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If आप get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, आप must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank आप when आप open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people द्वारा their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if आप aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last साल met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the चोटी, शीर्ष of a गगनचुंबी इमारत it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued द्वारा the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most लोकप्रिय domestic trip activity द्वारा American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
1
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started लेखन it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if आप don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest आप don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your फ्रेंड्स and either forget all about us या tell a story about the hideous freak आप met tonight. आप don’t know me, if आप did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have फ्रेंड्स - except my brother....
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so आप don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to प्यार Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to प्यार every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are आप talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, आप have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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posted by Joe1996
9
1. When आप get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend आप are deaf.

4. If he asks if आप knew how fast आप were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if आप can see his gun.

6. When he says आप aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him द्वारा his first name.

11. Pretend आप are gay and ask...
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posted by TDAPlayer158
3
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If आप can't drink and drive, why do आप need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do आप need a silencer if आप are going to shoot a mime?

Have आप ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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A week पूर्व I made an लेख of my 20 प्रिय animated heroines so I thought I'd make an लेख for my 10 least प्रिय animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let आप know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a टिप्पणी दे on what आप think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved डिज़्नी heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...
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Okay, she's kinda getting और famous द्वारा the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland क्रिस्मस दिन Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if आप like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If आप ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, गाना lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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posted by alexischaos2004
5
Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, आप may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? आप probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. आप can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...
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