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posted by patrisha727
On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every मिनट in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of अंतरिक्ष dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 सवालों a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of पीनट्स and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 मिनटों in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every साल the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: आप see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let आप know who Brony Of The महीना is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, या laughing....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
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posted by KataraLover

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full लेख review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side द्वारा side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now आप understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look आगे to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...
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posted by Canada24
Witch fate would be worst?

Sure, it SOUNDS fun.. Half man, half wolf.
But आप have no control of your actions.. Each full moon, आप can not escape your fate, unless your in the Harry Potter world, where आप can take your medicine.. But that isn't a cure, it just stops the transformations.. And from what we know from AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, the कहा transformation is slow, and EXTREMELY painful.. Imagine your बोन्स extending, your face stretching longer, your teeth growing sharp, and your body feeling like's on fire, throughout it all.. Each full moon, आप are no longer...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the क्वीन of sarcasm, आप don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"

What's an appropriate site for a 13 साल old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"

Can आप get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.

Why are शिशु ugly at first?
"How about you...
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Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is कहा to दिखाना a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as आप might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia हैलोवीन classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline या Coraline whichever one आप prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT पढ़ना this story, ever!...
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posted by new2
First Of All I like to Give examples of what i'm talking about
EX: Shall I like Miley cyrus for climb then i should like her personality ,taking all the package .
She Got nude आगे in future Shall I still support her to death
या Why?

other point people
there are different genres of संगीत ,but teenager या प्रशंसकों go for pop most of all.
Like MJ प्रशंसकों
When i checked his song i didn't get amazed ,it's like पढ़ना newspaper it's not arranged like regular songs
Most of his songs he screams out loud ,not a song ,it's और like shouting in streets.
&his प्रशंसकों are crazy ,love every single stuff about him

I Didn't Mean to Insult anybody Just Thinking

Why I can't get respectable दिखाना या artist

why there is nudity ?

या fame depends on that
wear unsuitable clothes या grabbing crotch .
द्वारा telling me it was a दिखाना & they were अभिनय only
how i can believe reality?
Why I Should accept that?

I fed up with all of that
Before we get started I’ll like to make some rules for this list:
*Only ऐनीमे allowed on this सूची meaning only Japanese कार्टून
*They are rare exceptions to the last rule though, if the cartoon acts like an anime.
* I had to watch the ऐनीमे to include the theme song to the list
*One song per anime

10.Princess Tutu Op(Morning Grace):
We start off this सूची with a very dark and tragic ऐनीमे Op to match the ऐनीमे it represents.The genre is the Magical girl genre so, of course it’s going to be dark. It’s known to be deceiving; Anyway back on topic with The Princess Tutu opening.
This Op is...
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Everything has changed

All I knew this morning when I woke,
Is I know something now (know something now),
I didn't before.

And all I've seen,
Since 18 hours ago,
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like...

I just want to know आप better,
Know आप better, know आप better now.

I just want to know आप better,
Know आप better, know आप better now.

I just want to know you, know you, know you,.

Cause all I know is we कहा hello,
And your eyes look like coming home.
All I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.

All I know is आप held the...
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I'm bored so this लेख is बिना सोचे समझे anyways...

1. Like- it makes आप seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- आप have to have और words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane या out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what आप call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, आप have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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1. ”When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling like the
passengers in his car.” Author: Anonymous Interpretation: This joke is a play on the cliche of wanting to die peacefully in
your sleep. This familiar statement
takes an unexpected twist when we
learn that grandpa was, in fact, driving
a car full of passengers when he died
“peacefully in his sleep.” As a result, those passengers did not die so
peacefully! This type of joke, in which
the सेकंड half of the statement is
shocking या unexpected (usually making
you see the first part of...
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when आप ask someone for something and they try to annoy आप because they have it and आप don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give आप work आप have to do at घर and आप have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your फ्रेंड्स call saying they'll come over and never दिखाना up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own घर and being controlled द्वारा your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if आप make one "dirty" या "wrong" joke

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posted by curtains4
My mom fell in प्यार with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in प्यार with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....
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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy फ्रेंड्स so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m फ्रेंड्स with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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posted by canal
Have any of आप ever asked "is it to late to hate your life?" well its not and i can tell आप why not just keep reading.

There was once a girl named Kaitlyn and she was one of the happiest kids alive until her sister left her.Kaitlyn thought her life was over.Kaitlyn grew कड़वा and hateful to most things.
One दिन her Friend Kenzie came over and the two kids played a little.Until one of them came out of line."I hate this game"Kaitlyn yelled."But Katy yesterday आप कहा आप loved this game"Kenzie said."Well i hate it now"Kaitlyn screamed."Hoiw can आप hate if after one day"Kenzie yelled at Kaitlyn.Kaitlyn...
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