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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Propeller Knight V.S. King Knight! (Fan-Made!)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing और than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 साल old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring आप to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...

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50 Things To Do Before आप Die.

posted by deathding

1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much आप प्यार them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before आप die.

7. Play the scariest horror game आप know.

8. Tell your फ्रेंड्स all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. और STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...

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Celebs who have been turned down द्वारा their crush!

posted by blueberry0x1

CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN द्वारा THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a सूची of celebs who have been turned down द्वारा their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We प्यार a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...

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STUPID BULLIES!

posted by KissKissHannah

There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a फैन्पॉप account. *shivers* My friend कहा he was a troll, but he's और than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He कहा I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and कहा my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also कहा I was और annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's और annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U

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My Problem on FB Can Anyone help?

posted by ZacharyWhite

When some बिना सोचे समझे girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I प्यार your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she कहा "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an ईमो right? I'm an ईमो tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and कहा to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? आप still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...

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Someone told me to repost this and I support it (im not gay doe)

posted by alois_trancy36

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her घर because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...

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10 Things आप probably never knew abour me, mizorewannabe, because nobody ever asked.

posted by mizorewannabe

I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if आप are: HI!!! And I've read several other लेखाए much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...

THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school साल and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an ऐनीमे character, along with the ऐनीमे itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the यूज़रनाम ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if आप see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...

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DARE TO SCARE.{CH-1 PART-1}

posted by Elacool

"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let आप tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if आप just दिखाना a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if आप don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...

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SSFChapter one: Introducing Emma, Eve, and Mellissa; the Strange Sisters Forever

posted by Draculaura10

Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her पुस्तकें inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep आप out या something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged आगे in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...

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santa went crazy o.O

posted by yours_forever

down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a राइफल in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he कहा with a twinkle in his eye

"merry क्रिस्मस to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...

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आप Give प्यार A Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the दिल and you're to blame
Darlin' आप give प्यार a bad name

An angel's smile is what आप sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of प्यार got a hold on me
When passion's a prison आप can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the दिल and you're to blame
You give प्यार a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and आप play your game
You give प्यार a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, आप give प्यार a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, आप act so shy...

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We'll Be Together ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel आप in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear आप everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...

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Know the true story of my life... Part 2

posted by ZacharyWhite

My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he कहा that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were अभिनय like जानवर just because of me and I कहा that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 साल old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no और fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank आप for those who took their time पढ़ना my story. Goodbye and I hope that आप could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)

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Copyright infringment?: Hidan is a reverse Steve लोमड़ी, फॉक्स

posted by hidan141

If आप like टेककेन and Naruto, आप may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If आप look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. आप tell me: do आप think this should be looked over?

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The Death Combo, chapter 3

posted by akatsuki_lover9

flippy burying firestar

it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan बिल्ली are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even और fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with आप here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the दिन the clan बिल्ली had to make their decision. Excitement...

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awesome characters an what i think about them

posted by akatsuki_lover9

1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...

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50 ways to annoy people at the cinema ..

posted by Alma_

1. Throw पॉपकॉर्न in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can आप fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling पॉपकॉर्न that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get पॉपकॉर्न yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit अगला to आप because आप invisible friend...

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 8)

posted by adaug

When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed आप once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...

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That Christmas(Chapter 2)

posted by adaug

Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have आप begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have आप crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do आप feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes आप freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to आप too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the क्रिस्मस gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...

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Inspirational कोट्स

posted by pure-angel

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

If आप have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.
Victor Hugo

To find what आप seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Leave no stone unturned."
Edward Bulwer Lytton
If आप would create something,
you must be something.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every artist was first an amateur.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The और difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the...