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Dear Teacher:

In just over a week, आप will be my son's Grade 1 teacher. He is ever so excited to be under your tutelage. Why, since the last दिन of kindergarten, entering your class was all he could talk about. He gleefully thrust a piece of paper into my hand on that June afternoon, and said, "Here's a सूची of the stuff I need for school अगला September!"

And I have to admit, I, too, was excited. I'm a school supplies geek from way back. And so, in early August, I set out to buy the items you'd listed.

It was on my fourth store that the realization began to sink in.

You're a crafty one, aren't...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying बिना सोचे समझे things until u cry laughing
5. continue पढ़ना this
6. Walk up to siblings and say बिना सोचे समझे things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on फेसबुक and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on गूगल look up नीलकंठ, जय, जे leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add बिना सोचे समझे people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO आप WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

आप CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY आप HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY दिन (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

कुतिया, मतलबी WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT नितंब, गधा CUZ आप CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
 Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
I keep ranting and raving about how great Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal are so I may as well make an लेख on them. I mean everyone likes new संगीत right? या maybe आप already like Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal and just want to read और about it. Either which way, I present to आप an लेख about Symphonic and Folk Metal.

What is Symphonic Metal?

Well, naturally it is one of the many raindrops under the metal umbrella. It combines elements of classical संगीत with orchestral music, गॉथिक music, opera, and of course metal music. Sometimes it can actually include the folk/Celtic elements....
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Every year, nearly four million बिल्ली are eaten in Asia.h
On average, बिल्ली spend 2/3 of every दिन sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.i
Unlike dogs, बिल्ली do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.d
When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. कुत्ता and humans bob their heads up and down.i
The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar.”f
A group of बिल्ली is called a “clowder.”g
Female बिल्ली tend to be right pawed, while male बिल्ली are और often left pawed. Interestingly,...
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(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope आप enjoy!)

You know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when आप break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.

Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed...
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posted by itachifan1
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If आप stop before आप reach the end आप have a very small heart...


Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,


He told his फ्रेंड्स that it was cool,


And when he pulled the trigger back,


It shot with a great crack.


Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,


I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!


But Mommy, when I went to school that day,


I never कहा good-bye,


I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.


When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,


And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.


Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I प्यार him very much,


And...
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1. How did आप discover this song (and name the song)
Wretched and Divine द्वारा the Black Veil Brides. XD I प्यार this shuffle. I just recently fell into absolute प्यार with these guys XD Either way, I was surfing यूट्यूब for और of their songs and came across this along with several others

2. This song is your super hero theme song
Oh. I would like that XD Though its not fit for the background music, it would be a good song to explain it

3. This song describes your powers
Well going द्वारा the lyrics and taking them for the basic skin deep idea of it, it would probably have something akin to a godly...
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Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting अगला to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. आप oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”

The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”

“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give आप a nice सीट in the first-class carriage — and a banana...
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Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta yang satu ini bisa menjadi sebuah tempat favorit untuk berakhir pekan bagi penghuni Bintaro Jaya bahkan seluruh masyarakat Jakarta pada Umumnya. Karena berbagai fasilitas yang memanjakan pengunjung ada pada link dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta.

Ada cukup banyak Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta, dan baru-baru ini di kawasan Bintaro Jaya yakni sebelah selatan Jakarta telah di luncurkan sebuah Mall yang bakal menjadi pavorit untuk di kunjungi setiap akhir pekan bahkan setiap hari sekalipun, karena anda tidak akan pernah...
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1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make आप laugh so hard


3.It can make आप cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes आप wish आप lived in the नारूटो world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes आप think about it all the time


15.It teaches आप नारूटो history
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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1. Do आप like pie?

2. Are you, या have आप ever been a squirrel?

3. Are आप afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are आप a people person या a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have आप ever wondered what it would be like if आप were an apple?

7. Have आप ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can आप get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have आप ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have आप ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do आप have a sword handy?

14. Do आप like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!


Hearing शीर्षक for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean आप up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid या have amnesia, आप are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...
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posted by stefani_n13
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Are आप a good BFF?

Admit it, आप couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best फ्रेंड्स foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your फ्रेंड्स are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps आप run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and आप trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other दिन during वालीबाल, वॉलीबॉल practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing आप कहा about Taylor? Now...
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i didn't write this

1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office आप barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands आप a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

7....
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I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the सूची would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. किस her slowly.

Are आप remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your फ्रेंड्स together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves आप more, deny...
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment या building या highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the दिन and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by HaleyDewit
2
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few सेकंड्स later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating आप this way and आप know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and दिखाना it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and दिखाना it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...
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