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posted by 7things

Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in आप are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in आप are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in आप are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in आप are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...

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posted by jessicamc26

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MR LUCETT IS HOT!

posted by jessicamc26

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POOOOOO!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Apples are stinky apples

Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon

Elephants and lollipops cokacola!

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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Edward cullen

Chiken chiken

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WTF stands for Wheres the fudge!?!?

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SAM ULEY! भेड़िया man

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papillon, पैपिलोन

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little टट्टू प्रशंसक fiction. If आप do not like talking घोड़े that come in different colors, run for your life.

Song: link

As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police टट्टू 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police टट्टू 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, आप will all be transferred...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys प्यार flirts.
3. A guy can like आप for a minute, and then forget आप afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are आप doing something?" या "Have आप eaten already?" are the first usual सवालों a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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15 Random, Fun Things to Do In the Rain!

posted by j1edwardcullen7

1. Go outside, and if आप see someone, take the बिना सोचे समझे person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic चुंबन scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger सीट of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why कुत्ता only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to गाना in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

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20 stupid things to do in a hospital

posted by TDI100

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until आप are seen to द्वारा a dotor या nurse then when they approach आप say "wow doc i feel way better thank आप " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that आप dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for आप flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on आप

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise या say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO आप LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

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25 Ways To Annoy Your Mom!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are आप listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do आप like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks आप to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks आप to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your घर alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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Copy And Paste

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: I प्यार copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic सूची I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. द्वारा the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do या has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when आप don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password" या "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits अगला to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be और imaginative.

I will not bore my boss द्वारा with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some और excuses.

I will do less laundry and use और deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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My Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Fanfiction! :D

posted by Face_of_Music

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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, या add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long

THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at घर with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

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101 ways to annoy your roommate

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this लेख on the internet.

1. Insist that आप are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the बिस्तर holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say आप know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors द्वारा your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as आप can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When आप arrive at the अगला stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If आप are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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28 Things आप Can Do To Annoy Your Friends...And Enemies ;)

posted by cuteypuffgirl

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED द्वारा YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying नारंगी, ऑरेंज on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as आप want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा या something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

Canada24 revews REN AND STIMPY ADULT PARTY CARTOON:

posted by Canada24

That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the और entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to पंच harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked समुद्र तट Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized...

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cruella's चोटी, शीर्ष 20 प्रिय Fictional Characters

posted by cruella

I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if आप disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this सूची is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- ऐनस्टेशिया
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...

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Red's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

RED

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street
Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly
Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Like the रंग in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all

[Chorus:]
Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all along
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody आप never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

[Verse 2:]
Touching him was like realizing all आप ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing...

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Slow Down's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal आप for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, आप say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how आप make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til आप can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right अगला to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If आप want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...

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Schoolstuck: Chapter one -will be दिया better name-

posted by canal

~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o प्यार यू fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless कहा otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what...