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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When आप arrive at the अगला stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If आप are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time आप turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him या her that you’ve लॉस्ट your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he या she has anything...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the फ्रोज़न खाना doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps आप out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around क्रिस्मस time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if आप can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
1. आप can do whatever आप damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. आप can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. आप can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. आप don't having to think about birth control, calendars या ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. आप can go out and flirt as much as your दिल desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet सीट issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All आप Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's दिल is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him आप met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do आप listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him द्वारा his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your प्रिय guy[If आप hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson या some who आप like ALLOT!]

9. Come घर saying आप found your true...
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i didn't write this

1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office आप barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands आप a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

7....
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED द्वारा YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying नारंगी, ऑरेंज on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as आप want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा या something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the गिटार for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If आप get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister या brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your संगीत really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a रोटी सैंडविच

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat या dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
posted by My8thUsername
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own सूची of चोटी, शीर्ष Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So आप no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An नारंगी, ऑरेंज is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started लेखन it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if आप don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest आप don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your फ्रेंड्स and either forget all about us या tell a story about the hideous freak आप met tonight. आप don’t know me, if आप did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have फ्रेंड्स - except my brother....
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so आप don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for खाना
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason आप have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents द्वारा their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail आप out of jail and tell आप what आप did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin अगला to आप sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If आप can't drink and drive, why do आप need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do आप need a silencer if आप are going to shoot a mime?

Have आप ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone आप love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard या hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as आप open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 मिनटों या so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring या your nails on the blackboard अगला time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. अगला संगीत कार्यक्रम आप go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Okay, she's kinda getting और famous द्वारा the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland क्रिस्मस दिन Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if आप like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If आप ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, गाना lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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I am often starting to be a प्रशंसक of something but If आप are प्रशंसक of somebody/something there can always be a situation when आप will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that या something simmilar. But then आप start to feel distracted. आप don't know what to start with. Maybe आप are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help आप to stop being a प्रशंसक easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So आप just understood that आप don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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posted by alexischaos2004
Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, आप may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? आप probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. आप can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). आप may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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