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posted by XalyssaXpappinX
Me: can u help me teacher

Teacher: follow the procedures ...

Me: nigga help me why do u get paid to come here as a teacher if im still confused about where "A" goes in the alphabet. Shit.

Raise ur hand in class. Nigga please why do u get and u dont do ur job . Damn they otta pay me for asking questions.

I make ur pay check u should thank me at the week .

Do ur job!!!!!!!

( excuse my french)

For any teachers पढ़ना im sorry not to u in particularly

immm done complaining sooo now i have to pee .
Two girls are inside one of there room.
CHARLIE: "Chloe wanna hear a joke?"
CHLOE: "Um sure char char"
CHARLIE: "Okay why did Sally fall off the swing?"
CHLOE: " because she was pushed off?"
CHARLIE: "haha no she had no arms" CHARLIE laughs
CHLOE: " that's horrible! That's not funny!"
CHARLIE: " knock knock"
CHLOE: "um who's there?"
CHARLIE: " NOT SALLY!!!"
CHLOE: your an horrible person आप know that right!"
Chloe leaves charlie who is laughing like it's no tomorrow little did miss charlie know Sally was waiting for her at the door. She can't knock because she still has no arms.
I'm bored so this लेख is बिना सोचे समझे anyways...

1. Like- it makes आप seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- आप have to have और words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane या out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what आप call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, आप have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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posted by BenderIsGreat34
Narrator: आप are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, या some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read पुस्तकें for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...
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आप can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But आप wouldn't tell no one
Your प्रिय if आप could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes आप would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a आग without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because प्यार is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where आप look आप can find it
Try to run but...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the महीना आप were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the दिन आप were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...
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posted by fiestagirl12345
This is about a 12 साल old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She कहा I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One दिन she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,




R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If आप want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and आप will see a lot if inspiring stories.
posted by TitaniumBlack
No matter how bad आप have it
I will always have it worse
That was once कहा to me
When I think about it
That’s a good thing
Why would someone want to have it worse
Why would someone want to be sad?
These days people brag about being depressed
They put labels on it
“Emo” that’s what they call it
No matter how bad आप have it
I’ll always have it worse
Why would someone brag about being
Sad?
Why is depression
Considered an accomplishment
People need to get things set straight
Depression is not fun
Depression is horrible
Depression has eaten me alive
Depression has ruined my life
“Emo” that’s what they call it
No matter how bad आप have it
I’ll always have it worse
Why would anyone want to be depressed?
It sickens me
How people just walk around
Pretending to feel sad
Just for a lable
I’ll trade with you
My depression for your happiness
Really depressed people
hide
turn our live’s into acts
Don’t pretend
Because it isn’t funny.
It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want आप to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather आप not be so sincere

How cold could आप be
What would आप do if आप were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my दिल it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, प्यार is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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posted by RayRaycutie
हे guys its yo girl RayRaycutie!!!!!!! :P n im sick...
thats rite

















the famous crazy नितंब, गधा girl iz sick
















BUT














here's the story!!!























my cuzin/friend Jatlin (luv lots) was talkn at lunch



















rite in front of the monitor










and she wrote him up
















and called him stupid




















:D


















and i was laughng so hard





















i choked



















and threw up




















and cried
























yeah i did




















and word got around fast























im never going to here the end of it










but still














i got a MASSIVE HEADACHE

















i feel lik its a hangover!!!!

















uggggg!!!!!



















i want food



















but i cnt get up



















no energy 2 walk









help...
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posted by canal
My breathing was heavy and I couldn't help but think what's going to happen next. "Aliya I have to talk to you" Jonathan कहा nodding at a pile of rocks. When Lee finally stepped onto the ground it started raining hard. "What is it Jonathan" I ask innocently. He grins a little at the thought of something and I knew it was about me. "Do आप know what he did to you" Jonathan finally asked after many मिनटों of silence. "Who the old man?" I कहा sitting on a big rock. He let out a breathy laugh " old? I thought twenty's were quite young."
My eyes widened "wow." Jonathan sat beside means grabbed...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like आप just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the खाना in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a सवाल nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I प्यार आप Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't प्यार you
You'll find someone else
Who loves आप too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't प्यार you
You'll find someone else...
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केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months पूर्व in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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The Loss
By: Moolah
{Chapter One: Finding Out}

    Becca waited desperately for her brother, Collin to call the house. He’d went to a party last night, and someone had brought a gun-it was all over the news, and Becca was terrified she’d never see her brother ever again! She held her Gucci cell she’d bought off of E-bay about a महीना ago, to her chest.
    Her mother was frantically looking around for the silver phone that was lying around the house somewhere. The newborn baby, Ashley was crying and, Becca’s toddler sister, Lynna was totting around...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see आप again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I कहा YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do आप mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the दिखाना today! BYE! I HOPE आप ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she कहा
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with आप has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block आप out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just आप and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
LIBRA
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Venus
Symbol: The Scales
Your stone: Opals
Life Pursuit: To be consistent
Vibration: Unsteady
Libran's Secret Desire: To live an easy, uncomplicated life

Description:
Every adolescent Libran's कल्पना is to find the Prince या Princess of their dreams. As their lives unfold, the experiences, false starts, dramas, broken hearts and disillusionment they encounter seeking this personal Holy Grail, often shapes their futures in the most extra-ordinary manner. प्यार and love-lost makes a big difference to the Libran although their often happy-go-lucky appearance...
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posted by Kanji
आप turned to see him right there and screamed "what are आप doing in my house?" आप yelled. He just smiled and laughed a little then grabbed your hand,you tried to back away but couldn't आप blinked and then noticed आप were outside. "what? how did i get out here" आप whispered to yourself all the people in hoods started to crowed around आप and the guy that still was holding your hand."looks like we've found a snack" he told the people that crowed around both of you."what?!" आप screamed trying to back away,but his grip on आप just tightened."Let go of me" आप screamed and slapped him, he...
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody कहा it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
पांडा are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.