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posted by wild-bby
Round One

It's a Man's world

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened द्वारा the time she brings it.

Why is Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows men to stand closer to the रसोई, रसोईघर sink.

How do आप know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with: "A man once told me..."

Why do men break wind और than women?
Because women can't shut up long...
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This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be दिया to the wrong parents daily.
5 चॉकलेट kills dogs! True, चॉकलेट affects a dog's दिल and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were आप 3 hours ago?
2. Who are आप in प्यार with?
3. Have आप ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything गुलाबी within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time आप went to the mall?
6. Are आप wearing socks right now?
7. Do आप have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time आप drove out of town?
9. Have आप been to the फिल्में in the last 5 days?
10. Are आप hot?
11. What was the last thing आप had to drink?
12. What are आप wearing right now?
13. Do आप wash your car या let the car wash do it?
14. Last खाना that आप ate?
15. Where were आप last week...
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Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

3
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

4
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

5
On the average, 12 newborns will be दिया to the wrong parents daily.

6
Chocolate kills dogs! True, चॉकलेट affects a dog's दिल and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

7
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

8
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and...
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posted by Karamatsu
Hi guys, I've seen a lot of people on the Internet saying that Notre-Dame de Paris as if it was completely destroyed! But hopefully it wasn't thanks to Paris' firemen, and most of the cathedral is saved

I just wanted to do this quick लेख to explain in what have been saved and what hasn't
I wanted to अपलोड pictures which would've been much better but for some reason I can't except for two that i can't even place where i want in the article, i'll try to fix this later -_-

What is gone

The ऐरो

Culminating at 93 meters in the sky of Paris, the ऐरो of Notre-Dame did not resist the flames....
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posted by kingcesar67
Hellfire Lyrics
A new musical based on the Victor Hugo novel and songs from the डिज़्नी film
The Hunchback of Notre Dame the Musical - Hellfire Lyrics

ARCHDEACON & PRIESTS
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
PRIESTS
(Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))
FROLLO
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: आप see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let आप know who Brony Of The महीना is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, या laughing....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Hi. Here are some बिना सोचे समझे lessons.

1. Smiles are better than frowns.

2. A friendly greeting to a friend या even someone आप barely know can make a big difference.

3. Making your loved ones happy is और vaulable than any material item.

4. Being happy with the people आप प्यार is worth और than all the money in your wallet combined.

5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.

6. Being सुरक्षित is important, just don't overthink everything.

7. Calling bullies the things they call आप in response won't make things better.

8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.

9. Respecting opinions is important even if आप highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.

10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little टट्टू प्रशंसक fiction. If आप do not like talking घोड़े that come in different colors, run for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little टट्टू प्रशंसक Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as फ्रेड Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst तारा, स्टार as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi...
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posted by Canada24
FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, आप silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID आप SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: आप call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a दिन off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: हे everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the पूर्व episode how आप कहा we might get killed द्वारा assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are आप still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! आप have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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So these are just a handful of the opinions I have that I think are unpopular. Keep in mind that these are my opinions :)

Mother Teresa was no saint.

link

Alcoholic beverages all smell too awful to drink.

Candy that doesn't include चॉकलेट is usually not worth eating.



The multiverse exists.



Pie is better than cake.



Bananas are best slightly green.

 such as these
such as these


French fries are usually meh.



Oreos don't taste very good.



Operatic vocals need और serious recognition outside the classical संगीत world, because operatic vocals are the best vocals.

link

Adele has always been...
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posted by BJsRealm
This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.
Both tobacco/cigarettes&alcohol are legal drugs,available in any store all over the world.Cannabis is still illegal in most countries.Smoking&breathing tobacco causes a lung cancer&alcoholism leads to liver cancer yet both is legal!Cannabis is the cure!
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Never a truer word has been said. But before आप can begin this transformation आप have to stop doing the things that have been holding आप back. Here's a guide to how आप can do this.


1.Stop spending time with the wrong people. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants आप in their life, they’ll make room for you. आप shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And...
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Good दिन Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)

So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some सलाह to others on how I make फैन्पॉप articles.

I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years लेखन content on Fanpop.

Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D

Pro Tip #1: Grammar



Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the प्यार of all that is holy,...
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One can even wear it in daytime the light effect will automatically disappear and in the night blooming parties one can even look stunning unique amazing colourful gorgeous द्वारा wearing this new look.

One of the most amazing things about LEDs is that they give आप endless options when it comes to color and lighting effects. Adding lights to an ordinary piece of clothing lends that परिधान transformative, chameleon-like powers.



In designing this Day-to-Night Light स्कर्ट Girls wanted to find a simple way to use LEDs to create something that could go from a normal piece of clothing to a festive दिखाना stopper at the touch of a button.





द्वारा using a pre-programmed LED chip from Cool Neon that can be controlled द्वारा remote, A girl can easily avoided the need for arduino coding, making this project quite a simple one.



Girls can also used a new kind of LED strip that just became available: fully addressable rgb side emitting led strip.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of येशु in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. प्यार him या hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. फ्रेड Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, प्यार this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I प्यार प्यार प्यार this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in प्यार with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.