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posted by samuraibond005
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I hate facebook, I hate that game they call 'fart', I hate how my dad had to drag me out to play it, I hate his lack of understanding the fact that I do in fact like talking to my फ्रेंड्स online and that I have a reason for it, I hate ignorance, I hate people that have to have their own way, I have being shoved into a corner, I hate my math class, I hate having to walk to school in the cold, I hate the idiots at school, I hate closed minded people, I hate society and I hate the government. But above all I hate a lack of morals. Why cant people just be like they used to, stick to a code of honor?...
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5 और incredibly बिना सोचे समझे stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and बिना सोचे समझे in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is येशु Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide द्वारा zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
posted by karpach_13
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Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her पर्स and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do आप have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known आप were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”



Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...
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posted by hassleberrygirl
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it was a very warm day.So we decided to go to the park.we were walking in the park and we heared thunder and lighting.We continued walking in the park and its started to rain.We continued to walk in the park and it rained even harder.We continued to walk intill i hit a tree.Then my cell phone rang and anwsered it but no one anwsered.I was scaryed to death.I walked घर with my friends.But i hit another पेड़ my फ्रेंड्स helped me up.but when we got to my house we heared a ghost that कहा GET OUT.My फ्रेंड्स all ran out of the house.Then my parents came out from hiding and scaryed the crap out of me and stabbed them with a plastic knife.They laughed at me. it was a funny stroy
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student या something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When आप know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Kanji
When आप woke up zein was siting on the बिस्तर "Your up!"he कहा delighted he was dressed in normal clothes today and he did look kinda cute."How do आप feel?"asked Ivy from the other side of the room."f-fine"you answered आप saw max was also in the room.He was glaring at आप his eyes full of hatered "Master zein?"He spoke slowly Zein looked as if he just pulled out of a trance"Yes" "Why do आप care for that human some much"He spoke as if the words burned his mouth like acid Zein looked shocked"I dont care for her but it was our falt that see got hurt"he told max.Max smiled like he just got a...
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posted by sweetseena97
One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she कहा it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she कहा are आप on your way? becouse me and मॉर्गन are here. Kate कहा yes i am द्वारा the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 मिनटों latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. हे i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh कहा the voise आप are so cute when आप freack out, REALLY WHO...
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posted by Hollestercutie
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All with [x] apply to me all with r idks


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,...
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posted by Yama
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I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to हटाइए away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my फ्रेंड्स other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on ब्रेव faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two...
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Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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posted by dreamcatcher321
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are और than this. आप are bliss. आप are और than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are और than this. आप are bliss. आप are और than...
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posted by misscrazel
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Gamelion 1st, साल 0, 1st sun
Four mighty gods created the world. Minoth, god of fire, took a तारा, स्टार from the sky. Grythnà, god of water, doused the flames. Kitithà, goddess of air, carved the तारा, स्टार with powerful gusts of wind. At last Lamari, god of life, added the plants. Trees and grass. फूल and vines. Then they added nine races; elves, dwarves, humans, undead, nymphs, nif, ninx, keelintà and kitsune. There were six of each race and eight types of elves; healing, nature, magic, water, night, fire, sun, and air. They believed they had created the perfect world. However, they made one mistake....
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Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)



I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean या the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)



I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....
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posted by mrcodegeass
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Bernadette is a फैन्पॉप member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on फैन्पॉप for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.

What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that फैन्पॉप has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a प्रॉप from her is always a treat.

There are several people on फैन्पॉप that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that फैन्पॉप has ever had. She has several फ्रेंड्स on फैन्पॉप and she seems to generous to all of them.

Berni makes फैन्पॉप a better place. She brings happiness to फैन्पॉप and makes the website a और charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's दीवार to see all the adorable messages that her फ्रेंड्स have sent her.

Thank आप Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making फैन्पॉप a और friendly place.
posted by Canada24
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Witch fate would be worst?

BITTEN द्वारा A WEREWOLF:
Sure, it SOUNDS fun.. Half man, half wolf.
But आप have no control of your actions.. Each full moon, आप can not escape your fate, unless your in the Harry Potter world, where आप can take your medicine.. But that isn't a cure, it just stops the transformations.. And from what we know from AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, the कहा transformation is slow, and EXTREMELY painful.. Imagine your बोन्स extending, your face stretching longer, your teeth growing sharp, and your body feeling like's on fire, throughout it all.. Each full moon, आप are no longer...
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This सूची isn't in any particular order, it just things I want फैन्पॉप to change.Anyway, onto the list.

5.Not Being Able To Change तस्वीरें After Posting:
As dumb as this sounds, I had no idea that posting someone else's fanart as मतदानो या as my प्रोफ़ाइल picture was illegal. It should be clear as दिन to see that publicly displaying other people's art without their permission is illegal. So when I tried to fix my mistake द्वारा replacing it with a part of the work(like तस्वीरें from the original show) it didn't work. Why? I'm not sure, it just didn't. This is something that desperately needs to be fixed....
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his फ्रेंड्स and family...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
हे everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that बास द्वारा Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a प्रशंसक club about u and make the लेख their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then द्वारा all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends हैलोवीन eve. या U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and चोटी, शीर्ष me.
Hi फैन्पॉप friends. For approximately a year, I've had an idea for a story called The Delightfully Mysterious Ms. Eccentric. The story idea came to me one day, as a mystery/gothic adventure.

Here are some details of the upcoming story

Basic Premise

Mr. and Mrs. Sale are a pair of rich people, who have done shady business deals and gotten away with it, thanks to the money-loving mayors they constantly bribe. However, after the city gets an honest, responsible Mayor, he gets the evidence the Sheriff needs to arrest them. Mr. and Mrs. Sale's daughter is simply known as Ms. Eccentric, an eccentric...
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