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posted by trentgwenfan1

i प्यार cereal yes i do

i प्यार cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i प्यार cerial yes i do i प्यार cerial आप better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if आप can't have crealeal

do not steal

i प्यार creal yes we do i प्यार ceral आप should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i प्यार ccerale yes i do

i प्यार crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some बिना सोचे समझे songs आप made up plz commet

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Anecdotes of Stupidity

posted by karpach_13

Overheard this on a लंडन bus:
First Woman: "I don't know what to get फ्रेड for his birthday."
Second Woman: "Why don't आप get him a book?"
First Woman: (after a moment's thought) "Nah, he's already got a book."
At the मछली hatchery where I work, we have a small display that describes the now-extinct Michigan Grayling (a kind of fish). This summer, I had the following conversation with a tourist:

Tourist: "Is the Grayling still extinct?"
Me: "Yes sir, it doesn't exist anymore."
Tourist: "Any thoughts of bringing it back?"
Me: "No, I don't think that's possible."
Tourist: "Why not?"
Me: "Because it's...

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Guess The Songs

posted by Invincible321

I got this idea from Wanda5.

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the जवाब (song शीर्षक and artist) and bold the line when someone guesses correctly.

1. Do आप ever feel like a plastic bag... Firework-Katy Perry
2. In the night, I hear 'em talk... Heartless-Dia Frampton
3. Baby, be mine 'cause even God knows... Scream-Hedley
4. All this talkin' to you, I don't know what I'm to do... Stop Standing There-Avril Lavigne
5. When आप walk, आप don't leave tracks... किस &...

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Combacks and insults for Women

posted by iluvsmj

Man: If I could see आप naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw आप naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.

Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would आप stay there?

Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?

Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman:Why aren't आप thin?

Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

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fwd:fwd

posted by twilightgirl2

A fwd I got:

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my फ्रेंड्स get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a टैको, taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go द्वारा herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly

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63 Ways To Annoy A Cop

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. When आप get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend आप are deaf.

4. If he asks if आप knew how fast आप were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if आप can see his gun.

6. When he says आप aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him द्वारा his first name.

11. Pretend आप are gay and ask...

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nickfire47's चोटी, शीर्ष five real car racing game franchises

posted by nickfire47

There are many racing games out there and they've been around for many years. Obviously racing game is a too broad spectrum. So, I have narrowed it down to real cars, meaning it has cars like Lamborghini's and mustangs, as well as it has to be a franchise, not a one-off like drive club या the crew. So here it is, my चोटी, शीर्ष five real car racing game franchises.

#5. Asphalt
Asphalt has been for the most part, a phone/tablet game, sure it has a 3ds and a psvita version but they get boring quickly. It a simple and fun arcade racer that is a great way to waste time on the go. However the fact that it...

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here we are once again?

posted by hetaliaitaly

u say your a body?
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?

why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend

im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?

i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?

u say your fine आप say im dead?

whats without प्यार u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें in Two

if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much और unhappy

my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?

its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair

be proud that where not विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें in two
because i could never live without u

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The Crystal Cavern

posted by Feathershine

The Crystal Cavern

Sitting silently in the dusk, it was unbearable. My eyes closed, they were clouded with sadness and anger. It rose in me, this was starting to shape depression in my sole.

"how?" I muttered to myself while tears started to stream down my face "why did this happen?"

Snow was starting to fall. I looked up, my eyes shimmering, the snow was falling lightly and quietly upon me and I felt less anger.

"perfect timing" I muttered coldly. Anger was still imbedded in me, but there was less. I put thrust my hands onto my face. "everything in my life is all... Dramatic"

This life was not...

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fangs and फर chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty या anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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SPAM WARNING!!!

posted by Cyrusrocks

Okay, i was almost spammed, so i am warning everyone here, spread this लेख far and wide. Yesterday, i was on my computer and this thing popped up. It was called Windows Security Suite, and it कहा that 20 virus' were attacking my computer. I called my mom and she कहा to turn off the computer. When she got home, we turned it back on, and apparently 23 virus' were attacking the computer, but, they were doing absolutely nothing to the computer, and Norton Antivirus never poped up and told us about these so-called virus' My sister couldn't figure it out, so we turned the computer off.( and...

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Here We Go Around

posted by nmdis

"Here We Go Again"

I throw all of your stuff away
Then I clear आप out of my head
I tear आप out of my heart
And ignore all your messages
I tell everyone we are through
'Cause I'm so much better without you
But it's just another pretty lie
'Cause I break down
Every time आप come around
(Uh, Oh Uh, Oh)

So how did आप get here under my skin
Swore that I'd never let आप back in
Should've known better
Then trying to let आप go
'Cause here we go go go again
Hard as I try I know I can't quit
Something about आप is so addictive
We're fallin' together
आप think that द्वारा now I'd know
'Cause here we go...

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My weird dream

posted by misscrazel

I had this dream and it was like smiegel (from LOTR) and the क्वीन of hearts. Then there was Harry Potter randomly following me. And in my dream the क्वीन of hearts hated smiegel so I was sad. D: and then my फ्रेंड्स were there and इंद्रधनुष Dash was there and it was so weird. So then Legolas (he's from LOTR to) walked द्वारा with some बिना सोचे समझे person. And then there were ten Harry Potters and they all turned evil and chased me. So I ran away and put the क्वीन of hearts and all the Harry Potters in a नाव and they went away. And then I woke up and I was like what the heck was that.

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How to Look Simple Yet Stunning

posted by karpach_14

Clean your face daily. Invest in a scrubbing cleanser, face wash and a nice lotion. Preferably one with aloe. An alternative to this is कोको Butter; which is an oil free body moisterizer. Because invigorating सक्रब्स are quite rough (removing dead cells), आप should only use one once या twice a week, depending on your skin-type. Most face washes are mild, so they're appropiate for everyday use.

2.Apply make-up sparingly. Light गुलाबी blush for a fresh, healthy glow, mildly golden eyeshadow and some chapstick.

3.Get some neon t-shirts from a thrift store. Don't buy a size too big या small. If neon...

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Sickened द्वारा Sexual Violence

posted by ivoryphills

As I write this, I feel deep disgust, sadness, and anger churning in the pit of my stomach. What had set off these emotions is what I saw: a gang rape scene.

It was on a TV show, so I know that it was just acting, but still, to see such a filthy act was so upsetting. I mean there she was, held down against her will as a group of men just attacked her, laughing with contempt as the victim screamed for help (how could filthy जानवर enjoy making an innocent person suffer like that so much?) I felt so disturbed at seeing that because even though it was acting, I still wanted to scream, cry,...

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i had a big fight

posted by shun4ever

DAD COMES घर DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE सोफ़ा, सोफे CRYING

THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
येशु ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT अगला TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

आप READ THIS BECAUSE IT कहा FIGHT,
BUT WOULD आप HAVE
READ IT IF IT कहा येशु STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

आप NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF आप DENY
येशु IN FRONT OF UR फ्रेंड्स HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER

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About My Vacation: My Story

posted by AnimeFan66

The San Antonio Zoo

Hello! Most of आप already knew that for the whole weekend, I had not been online because I went to San Antonio with my mom, my older sister and her boyfriend. I am glade to return घर and to return on here as well- I have missed घर as well as my greatest फ्रेंड्स on here and in honor of this I would like to give to आप all a short story about all of what I did on this trip.

My family and I left the house last Thursday around 2:00 PM. We had to stop द्वारा at my sister's house first because her vehicle was और "on the trip" go unlike our वैन, वान which has serious proublems. After we left the residence...

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How i add people

posted by InvaderGore

I just about add everyone so if आप ask i will add आप and i add people who are nice to me,who are not haters of Invader ZIM.

who have something i can relate to.
like if they प्यार animals,blood,scary movies,Invader ZIM,write poems,cosplaying,anime......

If there a boy या girl i would add them anyway.
and if आप ask me if there ईमो या not isnt ईमो just a type of संगीत not a person?but i do प्यार the fashion.If they cosplay i will defintly add them because that's one of my biggest hobbies.

and here are some सवालों i would like to ask plz post them on the comments.

1.do आप like Invader ZIM?
2.would आप rather read a मांगा या a chapter book?
3.are आप a a,b,c,d,f student?
4.what do आप do in spare time?

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लिंक्स and Yemen

posted by mikla23

last night, Myanmar and Yemen sneeked into Laos Room, and then got on his laptop, Yemen tolled all about it, "it was all Myanmar's Fault" says Yemen, "you was the one that wanted to go in their" says Myanmar when she stands on the table, Jordan and Country Georgia went to the mall, "what should we get?" says Georgia (Country) "nothing but just juice," says Jordan, back at the tower, Yemen got on this link: link "La la lo" says Oman running down the hall, "COME BACK HERE DUDE!!!" shouts Malta when she runs down the hall to follow him, "NEVER!" shouts Oman as He runs down the hall, at 10:00 P.M....

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We found कबूतर

posted by neacontes

We Found Dove

Yellow soap in the washroom
and we're bathing side द्वारा side
As your bubble crosses mine
What it takes to come alive

It's the way i'm soaping
I just can't deny
But i've gotta let कबूतर go

we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place

Shine a bubble through an open door
कबूतर and shampoo i will divide
turn away cause i soap आप more
Feel the bubble in my mind

Yellow soap in the washroom
and we're bathing side द्वारा side
As your bubble crosses mine mine mine

we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place

we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place
we found कबूतर in a soapless place