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posted by tokidoki123

Once Upon a time-Blood was being shed in the demon
Kingdom. There was an important war being fought,
And Devils and एंन्जल्स were At war. The most Important demon,Was Being assasinated. Tied up,Being burnt in the Cellar,Was Hex-He was the most evil Devil ever. 10023 Years old,and looks like a 12-year old boy. A Red eye gleaming in the eye of his enemies. एंन्जल्स Were kind-hearted creatures,And Killed him still. Little did Hex know, He was being reincarnated as a saint on earth...7 Years later-Hex awoke in a deserted field. "What in hell...?" कहा Hex As he stood on his trembling legs. He looked...

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hair beauty : girls

posted by darina25

u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?

1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the चोटी, शीर्ष 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.

2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2

~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.

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RICH vs. POOR

posted by juicyjossy9

A चित्र I took of a farm that produces मेपल syrup…

A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…

Published द्वारा Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal
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Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my ई मेल इनबॉक्स recently, and upon पढ़ना it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...

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Schoolstuck: chapter two

posted by canal

Dave x John

~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are आप okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She कहा a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime आप can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...

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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a सूची about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something आप should...

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!

posted by Mel4ever

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So आप have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! हे girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did आप know चुंबन is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken सूप actually makes आप feel better. 94% of boys would प्यार it if आप sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your चोटी, शीर्ष lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult आप when they like you! 89% of guys want आप to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. चॉकलेट will make आप feel better! Most...

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the ABC's of ex-lovers

posted by karpach_13

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something या someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd प्यार to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...

The Nut House Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. आप can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious

It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.

Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: You...

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How To Indentify An Idiot?

posted by TVD_rocks

From the internet :)

(1) He spends twenty मिनटों looking at an नारंगी, ऑरेंज रस box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If आप gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to बिस्तर to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar...

Merry Freakin' क्रिस्मस - दिन 24: Rogue Warrior

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” या “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published द्वारा Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. आप people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just आप wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography द्वारा actually named Richard “Dick”...

Funny people being serious

posted by Canada24

1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while पढ़ना book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...

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The Story of My यूज़रनाम

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: Okay, this लेख sucks, 'cause I suck at writing, and you're gonna hate it and tell me so. Just saying. Anyway, I just felt like doing this, so there. Don't like it, don't read it. It's as simple as that. Oh, yeah, and I wrote this before I actually wrote the article, so don't blame me if it turns out crappier than I thought. It's not my fault. Well, okay, it is, since I wrote it, but who cares. like I कहा before, don't like, don't read. And wow, this is turning out to be a very long Authors Note...

Okay, so (if आप hadn't noticed it already) my user name is My8thUsername. Well, technically...

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Mysterious प्यार chapter two

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few घंटा I fell asleep and woke up द्वारा the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a कमीज, शर्ट that had some sort of शीर्षक on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old कॉनवर्स on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are आप doing here aren't आप supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...

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x

posted by aimikazeee

[4:13:04 PM] melody: This was it. My boyfriend Harry Styles was about to come घर after three months on tour. I spent the whole entire दिन cleaning the house and cooking just for his arrival. I even bought some लेडीज़ इनवेअर at Victoria Secret, I usually don’t wear it because I see no point in it but I knew how much Harry loved it on me.

Throughout the whole दिन he would send me text messages both naughty and nice ones. I wore my लबादा, बागे on चोटी, शीर्ष of the लेडीज़ इनवेअर and just the thought of him coming घर and seeing me then just take me into the bedroom and fuck me all night.

My thoughts were interrupted...

The Cops Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

The वृत्त comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed द्वारा the name, WindWakerGuy430

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the link above were driving a 1994 Caprice car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me और booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention...

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Girls night out

posted by karpach_14

Two women फ्रेंड्स had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking घर they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone या something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe...

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सलाद is Evil

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: Before आप ask, no, this isn't my story. I just heard is somewhere. A LONG time ago. Please don't sue me if this is yours! *Sobs* I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!!!

Once upon a time there was a man. I don't know his name. Lets call him George. So...George isn't fat, he's just...a little over-weight. Just a little. And he doesn't like it. Not one bit. So he tries dieting. It doesn't work. He can't help it, he just can't go for over three days without going to MacDonalds. He does this for a couple months, starting diets and ditching them when he gets too hungry. Finally, he gets so fed up with this...

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O Salad!

posted by booklover27

This is dedicated to my सलाद that I was supposed to have on January 12, 2011

O salad, delicious salad

where have I been?

I got लॉस्ट with the chips and cookies

but at last we meet again.

O salad, delicious salad

you ask that I not go

but the other foods call

the meat, the wheat, as well as the cookie dough.

O salad, delicious salad

how long will I stay?

For a while, I hope.

I will try to visit once a day.

O salad, dear salad

from a seedling आप grew

and now with your ranch dressing

I must bid आप adeu

For Lunch time arrives

and my tummy rumbles

before you

my will crumbles.

O salad, dear salad

we shall meet...

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Famous last words

posted by randomgirl3000

John adams (1735-1826) "Thomas Jefferson--still survives..." (4 July 1826. Jefferson died earlier on the same day.)
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John Quincy Adams(1767-1848) "This is the last of earth! I am content."
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Joseph Addison (1672-1719) "See in what peace a Christian can die."
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Joseph Akiba ben(c.40-c.135) "The paper burns, but the words fly free." (at the stake, when the Torah...

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Grammar कोट्स

posted by IloveMyLord

Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, या mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...