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posted by 7things

How can आप get four सूट्स for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do डायनासोर pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do आप call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do आप call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do आप make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do आप make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do आप prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...

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Never Give Up

posted by Atsukokagari

Hi to anybody who reads this. I'm Atsuko Kagari, but my फ्रेंड्स call me Akko.

In life sometimes things get difficult. Things don't work out as well as they should and stressful things get in the way of happiness. Because of that it's easy to simply give up. However giving up is the worst thing to do.

Giving up might as well be a curse word, because giving up is a truly bad thing to do. If आप want to succeed in life giving up is the worst thing to do. No matter how bad things get there are always chances to make life better. If आप give up on your dreams आप are also giving up on your chances...

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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

posted by australia-101

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. आप can't count your hair.
2. आप can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. आप can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!

10 Things I know about you...

1) आप are पढ़ना this.
2) आप are human.
3) आप can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) आप just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) आप have a smile on your face and आप skipped #5.
8) आप just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) आप laugh at this because आप are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) आप are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if आप fell for it! :)

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बिना सोचे समझे लेख

posted by jessicamc26

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Just something cute

posted by मिलोरोक्स18

Girl: Do I ever पार करना, क्रॉस your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do आप like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do आप want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would आप cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would आप live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would आप do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me या your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason आप never पार करना, क्रॉस my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like आप is because I प्यार you.

The reason I don't want आप is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if आप left is because I would die if आप left.

The reason I wouldn't live for आप is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do आप anything for आप is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because आप ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!

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That Little Hole

posted by BJA

One साल Ago
He’s cute, the one with the brown eyes over in the corner…he’s hot, the one with green eyes in the center of the room…he’s sexy, the one sitting down with the gray जैकेट but he…him over there…he’s indescribable…in a good way…the way that’s so extreme that it surprises you. He walks over to me…my दिल rate quickens. “Hey.” That one word sent me over into his hole, the one I’ve tried to avoid. That stupid little hole people call…Love…I call it a hole, a hole that when आप hit the bottom it backslaps आप and it stings your heart. But I fall…I fall...

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Trust in Me Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Trust In Me"

How could I see आप when I was so blind
How could I grasp आप when I was far behind
How could I hear आप when I was so deaf
How could I get up when I had been left

But आप said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And आप said, don't worry
For all you've gotta do
Is put your trust in me

How could I be clean when I was so dirty
How could I be made whole when I was torn apart
Make me whole, make me whole
Make me whole again

But आप said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And आप said, don't worry
For all...

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Round And Round Lyrics

posted by nmdis

• ROUND AND ROUND
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
You see me standing there
And act like आप don't know me
But last night आप were callin' me
Sayin' आप want me
Oh, why आप always make me feel
Like I'm the one that's crazy?
You got my दिल racin'
My, my दिल racin'
Boy, I need आप here with me
We can't go on this way
I'm falln' hard for you
All I can say
We're goin' round and round
We're never gonna stop
Goin' round and round
We'll never gonna get where we're goin'
Round and round
Well, you're gonna miss me
'Cause I'm gettin' dizzy
Goin' round and round and...

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Fake फ्रेंड्स compared to Real फ्रेंड्स

posted by Nayeli53

Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason आप have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail आप out of jail and tell आप what आप did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit अगला to आप saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about आप with direct कोट्स from you.

Fake...

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Application to तारीख, दिनांक my Daughter

posted by x-menobsessed26

Application For Permission To तारीख, दिनांक My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied द्वारा a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical रिपोर्ट from your physician.

Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:

Do आप have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:

Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers या sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____

Do आप own या have access to a van? ____
A truck with...

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SCARY DREAM!!

posted by MusicLover427

Hello Fanpopers :) this is my crazy dream i had recently.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Ok, so me and my close फ्रेंड्स were at school and it was like midnight.We totally forgot why we where there, when the lights went out and we heard a scream. The lights suddenly came back on and there was blood and a note left on the table. We couldn't understand the note, so we ran away, trying not to make noise. Soon, my 3 other फ्रेंड्स were captured and killed द्वारा this phantom. Me and my close friend Chloe were running द्वारा the recess area, where there was a gate that led outside to the highway. We decided to jump the gate when the phantom (who looked a lot like the scream) came and grabbed me.
ME: AHHHHH!!! CHLOE RUN WITHOUT ME!!
CHLOE: NO! I'M NOT LEAVING YOU!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This dream was SOOOO creepy and seemed really realistic, i think it would make a great horror movie :)

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5 Things आप can do to annoy your dog या cat

posted by teamalice_0

1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog या cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at आप look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat या dog to bug the other!
(Only if आप want two animals!)

4. When your dog या cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and आप are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so आप can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.

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twilight प्रशंसकों enough is enough

posted by jedigal1990

okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like आप twilight प्रशंसकों keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it या not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across सवालों and वीडियो and fanpicks and pictures...

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Gender Roles

posted by Heroine999

I honestly think this whole gender role shit is stupid but here is how gender roles work to people:

Women:

1.)Women cook,clean and take care of children.
2.)Women are to be protected & weak.
3.)Women are to be property and look up to there boyfriend या husband as they would God.
4.)Women are not to do jobs/careers like these:fightfighting,police,marine,army,etc,etc.
5.)Women are to be feminine not masculine.
6.)Women should be model,fashion designers,artsist,etc.

Men:

1.)Are to be masters of there wifes/girlfriends.
2.)Men are to protect women.
3.)Men are to pay finaces.
4.)Men are to be masculine...

Requirements for the essay. लेखन algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. लेखन algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should दिखाना that its लेखक knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when लेखन an essay.
-Before starting to...

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Things आप learn from horror फिल्में

posted by haliethefangirl

Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies

• I learned that if the house आप are living in tells आप to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a चाकू is chasing आप around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, आप idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

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Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Stick your palm open under the stall दीवार and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

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"learn to fly"

posted by Dreamtime

when आप feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and आप लॉस्ट the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and आप find आप always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if आप turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if आप need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and आप will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each दिन that आप cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...

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Train Joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would आप do if आप realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, जवाब Tom.

“What if that had been struck द्वारा lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here...

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Useful

posted by Usui--takumi

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....