Of course, if आप are TRULY random, आप shouldn't even need a guide, O_O
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever आप may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases या monologues या pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of फ्रेंड्स या logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if आप got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and आप can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if आप so desire. This is how आप must think. If आप decide आप want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college पुस्तकालय and suddenly आप just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the डेस्क and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least आप tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean आप can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if आप think of a और exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what आप are saying. It will sound और random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be और specific and say, "a few years after the साल before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific रंग and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," या "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my प्रिय of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," या "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly बिना सोचे समझे material that has been overused and is just not बिना सोचे समझे anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, टैको, taco (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If आप can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking आप if आप try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of बिना सोचे समझे words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make बिना सोचे समझे noises. Things like 'mwargh' या 'oooooohh' या even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. आप have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget बिना सोचे समझे actions, like clapping randomly, या bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. बिना सोचे समझे names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters या The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, आप could also go with strange clothing all the way -- आप might want to invest in things like suspenders, चोटी, शीर्ष hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie या (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying रंग and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose आप randomness points in whatever else आप happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid आप look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be बिना सोचे समझे just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, या animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, मशहूर हस्तियों like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, बिना सोचे समझे stands for Rather Average Nighttime बत्तख, बतख Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into बिना सोचे समझे accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your फ्रेंड्स will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, संपादन करे can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. आप can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, यूट्यूब या FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" या "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", आप always have the option of saying "teh" या spelling it when लेखन it somewhere. *Interwebs is a और बिना सोचे समझे version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's कहा "Californighia" या "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what आप can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited या pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be बिना सोचे समझे around people who will laugh, not people who आप know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever आप may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases या monologues या pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of फ्रेंड्स या logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if आप got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and आप can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if आप so desire. This is how आप must think. If आप decide आप want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college पुस्तकालय and suddenly आप just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the डेस्क and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least आप tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean आप can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if आप think of a और exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what आप are saying. It will sound और random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be और specific and say, "a few years after the साल before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific रंग and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," या "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my प्रिय of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," या "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly बिना सोचे समझे material that has been overused and is just not बिना सोचे समझे anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, टैको, taco (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If आप can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking आप if आप try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of बिना सोचे समझे words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make बिना सोचे समझे noises. Things like 'mwargh' या 'oooooohh' या even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. आप have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget बिना सोचे समझे actions, like clapping randomly, या bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. बिना सोचे समझे names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters या The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, आप could also go with strange clothing all the way -- आप might want to invest in things like suspenders, चोटी, शीर्ष hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie या (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying रंग and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose आप randomness points in whatever else आप happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid आप look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be बिना सोचे समझे just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, या animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, मशहूर हस्तियों like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, बिना सोचे समझे stands for Rather Average Nighttime बत्तख, बतख Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into बिना सोचे समझे accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your फ्रेंड्स will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, संपादन करे can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. आप can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, यूट्यूब या FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" या "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", आप always have the option of saying "teh" या spelling it when लेखन it somewhere. *Interwebs is a और बिना सोचे समझे version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's कहा "Californighia" या "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what आप can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited या pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be बिना सोचे समझे around people who will laugh, not people who आप know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com