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posted by TeamSongz4eva
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1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.

3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are और women than men, it pays to recycle.

4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

5.Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

6.Men प्यार to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

7.All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my तकिया instead of a gun.

8.A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

9.All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the दिल of even General Schwartzkopf.

10.Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a आग and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

11.Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and और depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and nerdy

12.Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping अगला to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

13.Women take clothing much और seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrased. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

14.Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.

15.If a man prepares रात का खाना for आप and the सलाद contains three या और types of lettuce, he is serious.

16.If you're dating a man who आप think might be "Mr. Right" because he
◦got older,
◦got a new job, या
◦visited a psychiatrist,
आप are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

17.No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

18.When four या और men get together, they talk about sports.

19.When four या और women get together, they talk about men.

20.Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice voluntarily.

21.Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

22.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

23.Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

24.Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see आप again" might sound like a challenge. If आप want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I प्यार you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

25.Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

26.Male menopause is a lot और fun than female menopause. With female menopause आप gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause -- आप get to तारीख, दिनांक young girls and drive motorcycles.

27.Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
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This is TOTALLY random...but here's the सूची from the "Funny Words" group on Facebook. Feel free to add your own


Hullabaloo
Sponge
Idiopathic
Bobbin
Bamboo
Poppycock
Persnickety
Irked
Queer
Flabbergasted
Frippery
Befuddlement
Haberdashery
Diphthong
Britches
Scrumptious
Sassafras
Gadabouts
Bazooka
Cockamamie
Egad
Frumpy
Claptrap
Pooch
Sack
Sag
Baffled
Bubbles
Noodles
Flagellum
Blimp
Napkin
Jiggle
Discombobulate
Fallopian
Pants
Follicle
Box
Bladder
Spoon
Centipede
Indubitably
Banana
Igloo
Waddle
Wobble
Sludge
Briefs
Trump
Gristle
Sprout
Turnip
Gash
Sandals
Crunch
Turd
Gauze
Goon
Manhole
Cockamamie
Noddle
Pudding
Strudel
Rubbish
Duty
Guava
Smashing
Hunky
Inevitable...
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