**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why आप would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until आप find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit आप first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of आप shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

8.Ask the widow to give आप an enema.

9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.

11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.

12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

13.Leave some phony dog mess on चोटी, शीर्ष of the deceased.

14.Tell the widow that आप have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.

15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.

16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.

17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.

18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.

19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.