बिना सोचे समझे Article: 10 things about me

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posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE आप ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are आप ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a यूट्यूब acount i am InvaderCalliope on यूट्यूब also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave दिखाना is Invader Zim
5.I प्यार पढ़ना manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i प्यार to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i प्यार to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope आप enjoyed पढ़ना this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!

deathding and Twilightzook like this

MJangellover you forget ,your religion, nationality ,your goal!!!

teamsalvatore98 *parties* Ok, now we start a riot. I lead!! nom nom om nom nom ;3

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If आप tied buttered टोस्ट to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when आप turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if आप open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when आप transport something द्वारा car, it's called a shipment, but when आप transport something द्वारा ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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"Elmo's World - Behind the Scenes"

added by IZlover48

IDK, just surfing यूट्यूब and i found This!!!LOLXD

video

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Epic हार

added by EllentheStrange

Source: गूगल image खोजिए

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Random.

added by EimieRose

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the आग department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a प्रशंसक of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on फैन्पॉप towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I प्यार and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of आप for the rest of my life :)

I प्यार आप all! Have a beautiful, wonderful दिन :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that आप were real, that आप all were , that he was.
There is evidence that आप were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming या not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and आप diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, या did i make आप up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without आप i dont know. But i want to find out. Do आप think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

link

Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can आप forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the सड़क, स्ट्रीट physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your नितंब, गधा like rembrandt!
Ha! आप Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when आप see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who आप are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what आप did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who आप are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by मिलोरोक्स18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with और than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are आप busy?" या "Are आप doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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Funny Stuff!

added by Shelly_McShelly

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für मांद, डेन Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...