1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom
2. Tell him आप met a guy in school
3. Sing a song he hates
4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do आप listen to that crap?"
5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"
6. Call him द्वारा his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]
7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"
8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your प्रिय guy[If आप hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson या some who आप like ALLOT!]
9. Come घर saying आप found your true love.
10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" या "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)
11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can आप clean my room?"
12. Ask him if आप can get a pet( If आप don't have one already) and if he suggests a मछली say, "No!"
13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down
14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"
15. Tell him your pregnant.
16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through
I will add और if आप give me more!