बिना सोचे समझे Article: Rules of the Internet

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posted by MrOrange16

This is a सूची of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If आप enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. आप must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The और beautiful and pure a thing is, the और satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The और आप hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. आप must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. आप must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. आप will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs और Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be और fucked up shit than what आप just saw.
29. आप can not divide द्वारा zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL आप STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the बिना सोचे समझे मंच on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

CornChips Lol I posted a picture of the rules already :D it's in here somewhere

MrOrange16 @CornChips These are the rules of the internet according to Urban Dictionary. Your picture of the rules may be a little different depending on where you got it from. Rules #1, 2, and 34 are always the same, though :)

ponyboyjohnny rule 16 is B.S.

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Raidou 2: Sacrilegious Boogaloo - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. King Abaddon (PS2 Cents)

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

About a few months ago, I reviewed a game called Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army. Yep, that name still doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. I enjoyed the game, despite the many faults it had, with its story pacing, bosses that offer insane difficulty spikes and pretty lacking battle gameplay. Despite that, it had a ton of style and I loved the story for what it was and the characters. So when I heard that the story continued later on in a sequel, I was down for that. Thankfully, the game is far less expensive and costs about the same price as most...

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Celestial Shadow

posted by Ranty-cat

Chapter-1
Year 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives या crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.

How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge...

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Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, और condensed reviews but आप get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, या didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out द्वारा saying this. This game is already infinitely...

The Kool-Aid Man Responds To Famous Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Warning: This लेख is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are आप talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are आप talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so आप must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want आप to tell all your फ्रेंड्स about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, या have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I प्यार the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine द्वारा me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't CDI

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...

Gawoo Push Mungo! - Yanya Caballista: City Skater (PS2 Cents)

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green दिन as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed द्वारा the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

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The Best and Worst of the Decade: फिल्में

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part लेख series, so look आगे to और लेखाए coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my प्रिय film of each year, as well as my least प्रिय from that...

My Favourite Songs Of Past Decade

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello... It's me!

I'm back from writer's block (again) to bring आप another article.

EDM and I have had a long run in the past decade.

Please note: Some of these songs have not been invented in the decade. I just found them in this decade.

I bring you... My Favourite Songs of Last Decade.

Here goes!

1. 'Watch Out' द्वारा Eptic
2. 'Baillorum' द्वारा BAILO & Bellorum
3. 'Back In Time (R3hab Remix)' द्वारा Pitbull
4. 'TH2C (Dyro Remix)' द्वारा Krewella
5. 'RAMPAGE' द्वारा GRAVEDGR
6. 'Rampage' द्वारा Myro & Barely Alive & Virtual Riot & PhaseOne
7. 'Get Lemon' द्वारा Disciple Recs, a supercollab
8. 'We Don't Play'...

Merry Freakin' क्रिस्मस - दिन 21: Amy (360)

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

So I have a vague memory of this game. I remember seeing this game in a Game Informer magazine (Yeah, remember fucking gaming magazines) when I was in elementary school. Alongside games like Resident Evil Revelations, या I think, I don’t remember the exact issue, I saw this game on the side and how the reviewer thought it was the most boring game imaginable. So I avoided it for years up until now… and who boy, gaming journalism may be a joke now, but that guy was totally right. The game as developed द्वारा Vectorcell, known best for येशु Christ Superstar on the IOS. I feel like I’m gonna...

Merry Freakin' क्रिस्मस - दिन 20: Batman: Dark Tomorrow

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who बैटमैन is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, फिल्में and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed द्वारा the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the चोटी, शीर्ष Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt द्वारा this game, DC Comics is still making bank and बैटमैन is still a cherished...

Merry Freakin' क्रिस्मस - दिन 19: Charlie's एंन्जल्स (Gamecube)

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that आप wouldn’t know was out unless I told आप (And no, आप didn’t watch. If आप tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s एंन्जल्स on the Gamecube. Published द्वारा the kings of बिना सोचे समझे publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s एंन्जल्स is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...

Merry Freakin' क्रिस्मस - दिन 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where आप play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my प्रिय video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

Merry Freakin' क्रिस्मस - दिन 10: Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the लॉस्ट Code

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई of course. Now is the दिखाना good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic प्यार for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the लॉस्ट Code. Another published game द्वारा Ubisoft, but developed द्वारा Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...

Merry Freakin' क्रिस्मस - दिन 9: Legends of Wrestling II (Gameboy Advance)

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई was one of my प्रिय things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, आप gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...

NikPiks - Clerks: और Than Just a Comedy

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist या something to leave me bankrupt, this लेख has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film

I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...

Nik EXPLOITS Horror फिल्में for a हैलोवीन लेख

posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430

So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed द्वारा a movie nowadays. पुस्तकें have the ability to let आप think about the horror and let आप imagine it yourself, and video games let आप experience it from a first hand perspective, but फिल्में are not the best with making आप feel scared. Even the good horror फिल्में don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...

Canada24 reviews JOKER (spoiler warning))

posted by Canada24

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger द्वारा at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...

चोटी, शीर्ष 5 CALL OF DUTY CHARACTERS:

posted by Canada24

#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all द्वारा himself.. Though he than gets recaptured द्वारा Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...

The Joker Movie Controversy

posted by Canada24

This is a movie I had no interest in seeing. I was worried having an entire film about Joker will kinda ruin the character.. But the fact the film is rated R does imply I'm probably wrong.

But after I saw Chris Stuckmann's spoiler review. There is a interesting thing he spoke about, that I want throw in my own 2 cents about.

Before this film was even released. There were 2 things that people were worried about. Sympathizing with Joker. And the violence on screen.

Firstly, Chris says this isn't even the most violent film he's seen. He actually states Deadpool is और violent than this movie. But...