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posted by MrOrange16
This is a सूची of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If आप enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. आप must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The और beautiful and pure a thing is, the और satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The और आप hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. आप must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. आप must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. आप will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs और Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be और fucked up shit than what आप just saw.
29. आप can not divide द्वारा zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL आप STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the बिना सोचे समझे मंच on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....
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Source: Seriously Lena_t sorry lena take it without your permission forgive me.
added by PartyOrange
Source: Bronies
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added by fatoshleo
Source: @fatoshleo
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added by KateKicksAss
Source: unfriendables.com
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Source: Various websites
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Source: http://icanhascheezburger.com/page/2/
posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A प्यार no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t आप ever say I just walked away
I will always want आप
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want आप

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in प्यार
All I wanted was to break your walls
All आप ever did was break me
Yeah, आप wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put आप high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, आप let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever कहा to me

10. "If आप keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was पोस्टेड on my फैन्पॉप दीवार द्वारा Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her दीवार letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do आप want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what आप make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is आप get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your फ्रेंड्स - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with आप through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best फ्रेंड्स in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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हे everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these कोट्स are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the बैटमैन theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with फ्रेंड्स in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours द्वारा hooking a camcorder, कैमकॉर्डर to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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