How can आप get four सूट्स for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
How do डायनासोर pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do आप call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do आप call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do आप make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do आप make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do आप prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What can आप hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What country makes आप shiver?
Chile.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find आप very attractive.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What did the mother झाड़ू say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
आप go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got आप covered.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
What do आप call a गाय का बच्चा, बछड़ा after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do आप call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was सिंडरेला thrown off the बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do आप call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do आप call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
What do आप call the best मक्खन on the farm?
A goat.
What do आप do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
What do आप get if आप पार करना, क्रॉस a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do आप get if आप पार करना, क्रॉस an हाथी and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do आप get if आप पार करना, क्रॉस an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A दूध truck.
What is a tree's प्रिय drink?
Root beer.
What is the best thing to do if आप find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of बिल्ली like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of ties can't आप wear?
Railroad ties.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do आप call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do आप call a country where everyone has to drive a गुलाबी car?
A गुलाबी car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Why did the doughnut खरीडिए close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Hahaha okayy i know some of them aren't that funny but it's not me who wrote them ;)
If आप want और आप can visit this site link!
Buy a deck of cards.
How do डायनासोर pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do आप call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do आप call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do आप make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do आप make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do आप prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What can आप hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What country makes आप shiver?
Chile.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find आप very attractive.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What did the mother झाड़ू say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
आप go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got आप covered.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
What do आप call a गाय का बच्चा, बछड़ा after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do आप call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was सिंडरेला thrown off the बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do आप call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do आप call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
What do आप call the best मक्खन on the farm?
A goat.
What do आप do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
What do आप get if आप पार करना, क्रॉस a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do आप get if आप पार करना, क्रॉस an हाथी and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do आप get if आप पार करना, क्रॉस an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A दूध truck.
What is a tree's प्रिय drink?
Root beer.
What is the best thing to do if आप find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of बिल्ली like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of ties can't आप wear?
Railroad ties.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do आप call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do आप call a country where everyone has to drive a गुलाबी car?
A गुलाबी car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Why did the doughnut खरीडिए close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Hahaha okayy i know some of them aren't that funny but it's not me who wrote them ;)
If आप want और आप can visit this site link!