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Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. आप don't say "I do not like" आप have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and in bed!
18. No but you're not going well, you've seen before?
19. So that, I'm leaving without you!
20. Go wash your teeth!
21. What did I say? Are आप kidding me?
22. Enough now with this computer.
23. Eat your carrots, it's tasty.
24. Stop fighting आप two.
25. My patience has limits ...
26. But stop fidgeting like that!
27. We don't talk with your mouth full!
28. Warning! I count to three ...
29. It is not a hotel here!
30. At रात का खाना kids!
31. Hey, आप want me to help?
32. आप should eat a little of everything.
33. Turn off this संगीत immediately!
34. Each deals with his plate.
35. What's that racket up there?
36. No, but आप saw the color of your nails?
37. But what have I done to God to have children like?
38. Turn off the TV!
39. Looks like your father.
40. Don't play with food.
41. Stand up straight!
42. Go wash your hands quickly.
43. But what is this ..?
44. A spoonful for Mom ...
45. Is not a trash here.
46. Go and bring the bread.
47. आप don't speak to me like that, I'm not your girlfriend in school!
48. If आप continue like that, you'll end up boarding.
49. Come empty the dishwasher ...
50. No, but आप call yourself that, you're not a king.
51. Don't run in the hallway, there are people below.
52. Don't drink the bottle.
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R एल Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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The List

1. Throw पॉपकॉर्न in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can आप fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling पॉपकॉर्न that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get पॉपकॉर्न yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last साल met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the चोटी, शीर्ष of a गगनचुंबी इमारत it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued द्वारा the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most लोकप्रिय domestic trip activity द्वारा American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started लेखन it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if आप don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest आप don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your फ्रेंड्स and either forget all about us या tell a story about the hideous freak आप met tonight. आप don’t know me, if आप did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have फ्रेंड्स - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to प्यार Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to प्यार every day.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are आप talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, आप have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" द्वारा comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my सूची of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six या something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her फिल्में lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, ब्रेव hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This सूची is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, या just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
 10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
 9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
 8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
 7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
 6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
 5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
 4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
 3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
 2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
 1. फ्रेड Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
added by tanyya
 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started दिखा रहा है some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of आप who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released द्वारा sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I कहा that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for आप to get और detailed information, just...
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