बिना सोचे समझे Article: Montage Man

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posted by TDAPlayer158

"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background संगीत to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a दिन या two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all आप got, don't stop now! आप gotta give it all आप got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"She कहा a child is stealing her televison!"
"There he is! We need to somehow make him older!"
"No problem, man."
"Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time!
I'm having a ball don't stop me now!
If आप wanna have a good time just give me a call,
Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all!"
"Ohh!"
"Gracias, Hombre Montage!"
"No problem, man!"

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Oz: The Great and Powerful

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नारंगी, ऑरेंज फूल

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वनीला आइसक्रीम, वेनिला आइस क्रीम

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NEEDS 888% MOAR SYMMETRY

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Randomness

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Inspirational कोट्स

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Lol, so true

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Dear mom and dad :)

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Totally!

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Science vs God

posted by MineTurtle

This ain't mine. I twas originally written द्वारा xSHOCKYx, who कहा 'Pass this on if आप प्यार Jesus'. So here it is.

Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with येशु Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So आप believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are आप good या evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

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Abortion poem

posted by eslisle4254

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I प्यार the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your दिल beat is my प्रिय lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If आप could see me, आप could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my घर though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes आप happy. I always want आप to be happy. I don't like it when आप cry. आप sound...

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10 बिना सोचे समझे things to do in a elevator XD

posted by Feathershine

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a बिना सोचे समझे song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are और people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even कहा shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...

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funny

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pie face

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78 most annoying things to do in an elevator

posted by x-menobsessed26

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give आप a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if आप can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your दिन been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...