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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he कहा "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just प्यार alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and विवरण and he put the man inside and कहा "see आप in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the सेकंड man he asked the same सवाल and the man replied "oh man I just प्यार to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil कहा "see आप in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the सवाल was "oh man I just प्यार weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see आप in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came द्वारा to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
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posted by darange
hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case आप didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be घर schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 चोटी, शीर्ष thngs i प्यार besides family and फ्रेंड्स :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are आप OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's हैलोवीन go to the costume section and grab a हैलोवीन bag and go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say "Trick या treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if आप know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher गाड़ी and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When आप see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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posted by fly210
THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs द्वारा lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see आप and have a pie night!


1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...
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posted by RaydKaydiroxs
1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any और सवालों say " why does my कुत्ता breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ प्यार (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells आप to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if आप dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I am bisexual
2.I पंच hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I प्यार emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If आप want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in प्यार with Death
11.Death is in प्यार with me
12.I प्यार horror and gororr movies
13.I like टैटू and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If आप ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card या anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know आप प्यार me if आप listen to my music,even if आप hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
posted by laspanglish
there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious दिल all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...
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posted by patrisha727
1. If आप are right handed, आप will tend to chew your खाना on your right side. If आप are left handed, आप will tend to chew your खाना on your left side.

2. If आप stop getting thirsty, आप need to drink और water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep आप from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz आदर्श वाक्य is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best या nothing”.


6. The टाइटैनिक was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your तारीख, दिनांक begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat और from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the तालिका, टेबल that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and स्टेक knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are आप a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are आप female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are आप male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are आप a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do आप like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: आप just...
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Source: द्वारा ~Spongygirl92
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posted by Alma_
-Get to know a फ्रेंड्स bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" या "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the बैटमैन theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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