1. Do आप like pie?
2. Are you, या have आप ever been a squirrel?
3. Are आप afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are आप a people person या a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have आप ever wondered what it would be like if आप were an apple?
7. Have आप ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can आप get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have आप ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have आप ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do आप have a sword handy?
14. Do आप like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are आप a thingy-majiger या a Thingamabob?
17. Do आप like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did आप buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did आप notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are आप so cheap आप would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have आप ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If आप कहा 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did आप kill your teddy भालू when आप were little?
26. Did आप know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are आप a possum?
28. Do आप like waffles?
29. Have आप ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If आप could breathe in space, would आप go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, या a black hole?
31. Are आप suicidal?
32. If आप कहा 'yes' to 31: Have आप committed suicide yet?
33. Do आप smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, या have आप ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do आप like eggs and bacon?
36. Are आप a rabid squirrel?
37. Do आप eat yourself?
38. Do आप eat other people?
39. Have आप ever died?
40. Are आप on the right path in life... या are आप on the left one?
41. Do आप eat feathers?
42. Are आप dumber than a dodo?
43. Can आप float like a rock?
44. Are आप blonde, brunette, या pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have आप ever dyed your butt?
46. Do आप walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your प्रिय color nose?
48. Are आप a pig?
49. Are आप a cannibal?
50. Are आप glad this is over?