बिना सोचे समझे Article: Attempted Suicide

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posted by jessicamc26

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide द्वारा shooting your finger off???"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 10 others like this

PreBanned Hahahahhahahaaaa Fail!

a-jforever Lol. Thats a good one :)

Mousefang lolz that's a good one!!

xroylex im blounde thanx :'( phaha still funny cause that is sooo something i would do :)

beastboy123 hahahaha funny blonde

jessicamc26 blondes are not really that dumb unless they trie to be :) okay. haha thanx for all the great comments u guys!!!

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